TurtleOnDown
24 Santa Cruz, United States
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My self-summary
I've realized this: This is a self-summary, inside a web page, designed to be a self summary. Which. Is. Meta. As. Fuck.

On a more serious note: I feel that the entire page works better as a self summary than this blurb. Also, I only actually talk like this when I'm relaxed so if you first meet me then I will probably be a bit more reserved.

I'm not here to hook-up, more here to snuggle up. That, and find someone to go share experiences with. I want to learn just as much about how they see the world as I hope they want to know about how I see the world.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going through the whole University system to program video games. That and working towards become a ninja-samurai.
I’m really good at
Uhh... I don't know? I mean I've had people tell me I'm good at the things I do. Like martial arts, or video games, or programming but I just feel that I can improve. Also, yes, this is like the exact fucking opposite of what I am supposed to say here by every dating expert ever but this is my profile so fuck 'em.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Video Games
Monster Hunter, League of Legends, Dark Souls, and Counter Strike: Global AWPffensive are my favorites in their respective categories because I like to stab my eyeballs out when I play video games.

Music
My most listened to bands are Within Temptation, Evans Blue, and Rise Against. I scatter anything from The Glitch Mob, to Ron Pope, or ABC in there on occasion but Pandora giveth and Pandora taketh away.

Movies
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and the Avengers are my top dogs here. They, however, like to bite at each other a lot. I should get a few muzzles.
The six things I could never do without
1. That moment when your favorite song comes on the radio and you're like "Everyone shut the fuck up. This is my jam!"
2. Almond Butter.
3. My katana! WHICH TOOK FOREVER TO GET HERE! COME ON JAPAN, GET IT TOGETHER!
5. Ten minutes of free time where I can close my eyes, focus on my breathing and let the world go.
6. Board game night with friends.
7. The fact that you just realized I skipped number 4.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There is so much I could put here but there is so very little that I actually want to put here. I feel this is because my understanding of Budo philosophy is moving away from thinking about certain things, and moving more towards experiencing them. Thinking requires problems that need to be solved, whether the problem is apparent or not, but I don't like to live in the problem. I like to live in a space where I create solutions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fuck if I know.
You should message me if
You laughed at my dry humour and want to have a partner in this comedy act we call life. Also looking for comrades, cohorts, rivals, allies, teammates, or collaborators. No friends though, that would be risky.
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