42 Las Vegas, United States
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My self-summary
I used to be a bartender, and a fine dining server, and I've been in the service industry for a large chunk of my life - but not anymore.

Basically, this means I'm a bit of a sarcastic bastard that can read people well, but I also have a nerdy side and can hold an intelligent conversation.

But really, I could say all kinds of things here, but it wouldn't really mean much, now would it? I'm mean, sure, I'm typing in complete sentences and all. But naturally, you get to know someone best in person.

But that doesn't mean you get to peek into my windows. Put down the binoculars.
What I’m doing with my life
Laughing at the very specific disclaimers in people's profiles.

Also, I just moved to Las Vegas, so that's a big change. (The apartment decorating is 95% done! Exciting!)

I don't really do clubs, and I don't gamble, so you might think Vegas is a funny choice, but I would do wine and cheese in a heartbeat. I'm also loving all the healthy options for food out here! And, I've even managed to shed a few pound so far.

I'm also studying wine right now, mostly for the fun of it. I don't mean that euphemistically. Well, I do, but I also mean I want to get my sommelier certification. It's very interesting to me. I try not to be too snobby about it, but it's hard. Heh.

I'm currently starting a game design company. Mainly, because I can. I don't have to go back to "real" work terribly soon, so this gives me the opportunity to see what can be accomplished.
I’m really good at
Getting people to drink Malört. I don't think it's available out here, so it might be difficult to get. But basically, it's like drinking dandelions, earwax, and kerosene, but not so leafy and tasty.

However, if I manage to get my hands on a bottle, guess what we're drinking on our first date!
Speaking of first dates... anyone who thinks dinner and a movie is a good first date needs a slap in the head.

Ok ok, I'm not forcing anyone to drink Malört. I mean, it's a sacred rite of passage! It would be improper to degrade the ritual.
The first things people usually notice about me
My liberating honesty and ability to read your mind.

Also, that I apparently look like a villain, but I think it's just the sideburns. Well, it might also be the secret fortress I'm building inside the volcano, but I'm pretty sure it's the sideburns.

And my sense of humor, which is sometimes sarcastic, sometimes dorky, sometimes aggressive. You either love it or hate it. Which is fine, because if you can't handle it, we were never going to get along anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books and movies: Anything that makes me think or laugh.
Music: Anything that I can sing along to in my car. Yes, I WILL sing all the wrong words, thank you very much.
Food: Crunchy.

Lots of sci-fi, and I tend to avoid stuff that's all explosions and no plot, but otherwise war and action are fine. Drama, mystery, documentaries, and some romantic comedies. I guess that doesn't leave much out. Also, strong female characters are a plus.
Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Black Mirror, Stranger Things, Firefly, Dark Matter, Dr. Who, Orange is the New Black, various Star Treks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Tudors, The L Word, Weeds, Spartacus, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (It was way better than you'd think), Dexter, House, Regenesis, Ascension, Archer, the original CSI, United States of Tara, Jessica Jones, Sence8 (so far), Lost Girl, some American Horror Story.

I'll probably add more as I remember them.
The six things I could never do without
Boring question. This works better to ask in person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Volunteering some of my time to a good cause. But I'm not so sure the Make-A-Wish Foundation needs sommeliers. I could be wrong, though.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out making new friends, or I've stayed in to be lazy and watch Netflix (How did I survive before Netflix??), or be productive, and working on some video game and board game design projects.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a terribly private person. If you asked a private question, I'd probably give an in-depth honest answer.
You should message me if
If you know what you want in life, and in a partner. If you're reasonably intelligent and care for more than just yourself.
I'm not super strict on the listed age range; it's highly dependent on the person. But we should be, at the very least, a 70% match.

However, if your entire profile IS TYPED IN ALL CAPS or u type like ur txtn 4eva, then please don't. I hate you already.

Also, if you're about to send a message consisting of three words or less, stop.

Although, it is nice to have an unexpected message waiting, unless you're that person who drives the creepy stalker van, and then it isn't.

If you have a strong geeky/nerdy/dorky side and want to help test games I'm developing, you get bonus points.