But really, I could say all kinds of things here, but it wouldn't really mean much, now would it? I'm mean, sure, I'm typing in complete sentences and all, but naturally, you get to know someone best in person.
But that doesn't mean you get to peek into my windows. Put down the binoculars.
All except the part about sucking the heads of crawfish. Ewww. What's with that??
Now, I'm getting ready to move to Las Vegas in September. So I'm not really looking for anything other than friends at the moment. I mean, what's the point?
Be thankful no one sells it down here.
However, if I manage to get my hands on a bottle, guess what you're drinking on our first date.
Speaking of first dates... anyone who thinks dinner and a movie is a good first date needs a slap in the head.
Also, that I apparently look like a villain, but I think it's just the sideburns. Well, it might also be the secret fortress I'm building inside the volcano, but I'm pretty sure it's the sideburns.
And my sense of humor, which is sometimes sarcastic, sometimes dorky, sometimes aggressive. You either love it or hate it. Which is fine, because if you can't handle it, we were never going to get along anyway.
Music: Anything that I can sing along to in my head.
"Why are you on OKC?"
To be honest, my job and my typical waking hours aren't exactly conducive to meeting relationship material. Meaning, I don't expect to meet the love of my life at a bar at 11pm after I get off work. Before work in the middle of the day, isn't much better, and I find casinos and beaches fairly tedious. This doesn't leave many promising opportunities in Biloxi, if you see what I mean.
Don't get me wrong, I've met some great people down here, but at the times I'm out, I vary rarely see anyone I'd seriously be interested in.
Also, if you're about to send a message consisting of three words or less, stop it right now.
Although, it is nice to have an unexpected message waiting, unless you're that person who drives the creepy stalker van, and then it isn't.
If you have a strong geeky/nerdy/dorky side you get bonus points.