DewTheLisa
25 Saint Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
Heyy, I'm Lisa.

I procrastinate. I drink a lot. I have great friends. We have good times. I have the most handsome dog in the world. I'm teaching myself how to play guitar. I work hard. I shop too much. I listen to my music loud. I daydream. I want to travel. I like fishing. Camping. I like playing pool. I love going to shows. Live music is an outlet for me. I smoke too much when I drink. I love hookah. The beach at night. I'm addicted to Dexter. I binge watch tv shows when I really like them. Horror movies are my favorite. If you don't like them, go away.

I am who I am. Take it or leave it. I'm not where I want to be in life, but I'm getting there. It's cliche but, I need someone who can handle me at my worst and appreciate me at my best. I'm damn worth it, I promise.
What I’m doing with my life
Work. Work. Work. Drink. Work. I enjoy working. I'm a server and I love it.

Took some time off from school, but I'm enrolled for next semester and I plan to major in special education. I'm pretty passionate about that, but you never know.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh with my awkwardness.
Keeping a smile on your face.
Oh, and writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my eyes. I was cursed with blue eyes that get me constantly asked, "are those contacts?" It's annoying. I've even been asked to "prove it" once. Having to literally touch my eyeballs in the middle of a store. Thanks mom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dexter. Big Bang Theory. How I Met Your Mother. Bates Motel. Game of Thrones. Ground Floor.

I'm a nerd. I love reading and I'll read just about anything. From history books to gory demonic thrillers.

Movies, where to start. Mostly horror.
Texas Chainsaw movies, Nightmare on Elm Street(all of the old ones especially), The Punisher, Four Brothers, The Departed, Paul, The Change Up, Silver Linings Playlist, The Purge, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Just to name a few.

Music is everything to me. Ask me if you really want to know.

I hate seafood. I love spicy food. Chipotle = <3
The six things I could never do without
My animals, music, sisters, friends, mascara and Dexter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I'll actually meet the right girl.
Someone who's down to earth and doesn't want to play games. Unless it's like, video games or monopoly or something. (;

Why I'm not married to Lauren Cohan yet.

Why are people such douchebags sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The first time I hung out with this chick, I got so drunk, I peed her bed that night. Butttt we still ended up dating. Ugh. Lol.
You should message me if
You're interesting enough & not just looking for a chase.
Oh, and not creepy. Yes, girls can be creepy too.

Or if you know what you want in life. I'm at that point where I know who I am and what I want in life. No, I won't fall in love with you and move in together after a week. I've found happiness within myself, so I don't need a girl to make me happy. I need a girl who I can give my heart to. Someone I can share secrets with. Take out on the town. Cuddle up and watch movies with. Fuck like we're in love, and then actually maybe fall in love.
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