I visit the woods whenever possible.
I'm super curious, genuine, very skeptical, funny, talented, clean, good balancer of work, play and relaxation. I work in the design world.
I'm an expert camper— mom, girl scout/dad, boy scout.
I'm an expert at the beach. From a beach town in Massachusetts. I love heat, sun, water and being outdoors. I make these a priority.
And now I will translate some Beastie Boys lyrics for you:
Went to the prom - wore the fly blue rental
[I attended my school's formal gathering wearing a fashionable yet tasteful rented blue tuxedo.]
Got six girlies in my Lincoln Continental
[I chauffeured six females in my American luxury sedan.]
Met this girl at the party and she started to flirt
[One young lady at the gathering flattered me with her attention.]
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt
[I recited poetry to her and she exposed herself to me.]
Spent some bank - I got a high powered jumbo
[I invested a large sum of money in a high-wattage stereo component]
Rolled up a wooly and I watched Colombo
[I replaced the tobacco in a cigar with marijuana and cocaine, then proceeded to watch a popular 1970's era detective series on television.]
USA! USA! USA!
Update Nov. 8, 2016:
No humor. No patriotism. Hate won. American democracy in its last throes. RIP USA.