Ok, the last one is just not true.
I truly believe that men should be disqualified from running for any political office for at least one whole generation, as punishment for the way the male gender has fucked shit up so badly all these years. I know women aren't perfect either but for fuck sake, this ego-driven macho war bullshit is so counter-productive to the world it's beyond obscene.
Start with a clever witticism. Follow with a gushing compliment. Then add a regurgitation of part of my profile to prove that you read it. Lastly, show examples of overlapping interests to prove compatibility.
Just kidding. That's my formula!
You should just relax and be yourself, only MORE so... No pressure.
And show me your tits!
I'm KIDDING. Jeez.
Ok. Showing tits — optional.
Oh Jesus. The sound of self-righteous, liberated women clicking away is deafening.