49San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I grew up in the woods at the ocean's edge but have lived in cities my whole adult life.

I visit the woods whenever possible.

I'm super curious, genuine, very skeptical, funny, talented, clean, good balancer of work, play and relaxation. I work in the design world.

I'm an expert camper— mom, girl scout/dad, boy scout.

I'm an expert at the beach. From a beach town in Massachusetts. I love heat, sun, water and being outdoors. I make these a priority.

And now I will translate some Beastie Boys lyrics for you:

Went to the prom - wore the fly blue rental
[I attended my school's formal gathering wearing a fashionable yet tasteful rented blue tuxedo.]

Got six girlies in my Lincoln Continental
[I chauffeured six young ladies in my American luxury sedan.]

Met this girl at the party and she started to flirt
[One young lady at the gathering flattered me with her attention.]

I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt
[I recited poetry to her and she exposed herself to me.]

Spent some bank - I got a high powered jumbo
[I invested a large sum of money in a high-wattage stereo component]

Rolled up a wooly and I watched Colombo
[I replaced the tobacco in a cigar with marijuana and cocaine, then proceeded to watch a popular 1970's era detective series on television.]
What I’m doing with my life
True Story. Years ago at a Chinese restaurant, after dinner the fortune cookies came. Hers said "A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you." Mine said "What have you done with your life?"
The first things people usually notice about me
So, I was watching the Olympics and was feeling mildly patriotic, but then I switched over to the $100,000 Pyramid and Martha Stewart was competing against Snoop Dogg. The patriotism within my bosom swelled to an unprecedented level. No US gold medal can compare to how good it feels to a 21st century American than to see these two titans of American culture go head to head in game show categories such as "Gluten for Punishment," "Getting High in Colorado," and "I'm Mildly Pinterested."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nonsense, twaddle, claptrap, balderdash, gibberish, rubbish, mumbo jumbo, garbage, poppycock, piffle, tripe, bull, hogwash, baloney, codswallop, flapdoodle, jive, guff, bushwa, tommyrot, bunkum, crapola, verbal diarrhea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Irreverent, libertine, self-indulgent, witty, clever and roguish.

dissipated, debauched, decadent, intemperate, profligate, self-indulgent, wild, depraved and licentious.

Everything in moderation, including moderation!
You should message me if
Message me if you think this works better in person.
The two of us