30Edinburgh, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
This suggested my username be "Dezasaurus"... I must say, I was tempted.

I'm quite difficult to describe, so I do hope you are the sort of person who would rather ask me questions which could lead to interesting conversations, rather than simply reading an online bio and judging from there. Because, let's face it, we're all flicking through the app until we think "Ooo s/he looks nice".

Then it tells us we're "45% enemies" - whatever the hell that means...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer and a stand-up comedian. Although technically I'm a bog standard office drone but the former is much more interesting.

At the moment I'm not too sure what I'm doing with my life. I'm currently writing my first book, hoping to become published and then I'll see what's what.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told its my eyes. They're very light blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love most movies but since I got Netflix, that view has changed somewhat. I even gave Twilight a chance. I mean it was crap, but at least I gave it a go.
Although, I do have a special place in my heart for really bad horror films. I consider it an art form to be able to make a horror movie so bad it's good.

I'm a Terry Pratchett fan, and love the Discworld series. I have a rather eclectic book collection: from various manga to fantasy and some science books.
Currently reading Mogworld by Yahtzee Croshaw with John Dies At The End waiting in line for its turn.

When it comes to music I'll listen to anything; except that hard core/screamo nonsense that sounds like a tractor with IBS.
On my iPod I've got everything from Metalica to ABBA; Jukebox The Ghost to Pulp.
Six things I could never do without
- My phone. These days we've all got a little magic box that gives us access to the entire World. It's incredible.
- My wallet.
- My iPod.
- My friends & family.
- Drumsticks, a guitar or anything I can make a noise with.
- My senses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually with friends enjoying a glass of wine or whiskey.

Either that or I'll be at home trying to write something constructive which will doubtlessly lead me to arse around on the net.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like One Direction.

I'm neither proud nor am I ashamed.
You should message me if
If you've read this far, do send me a little message. I'm sure we'll get on grand.
The two of us