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My self-summary
"Seduction isn't making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already"

OK, time for the "sell yourself" portion of our evening....

Cooking/Foodie, Roller Derby, Burlesque, Rock-a-billy, Psycho-billy, Horror-billy, Polyamory, BDSM, Goth Culture, Philosophy, Humanism, Humanist, Tattoos, Piercings, Fetish, Counter Culture, Board Games, Role-Playing Games, Video Games, Roller Skating, Debate, Sapiosexual, Kink, Faith, Spiritualism, Geek, Freak, Sexuality, Music, Reading, Personal Responsibility, Self Actualization

Personality Type: ENTJ. (Compatibility INTP or ISTP)

ENTJs are natural-born leaders. People with this personality type embody the gifts of charisma and confidence, and project authority in a way that draws crowds together behind a common goal. But unlike their Feeling (F) counterpart, ENTJs are characterized by an often ruthless level of rationality, using their drive, determination and sharp minds to achieve whatever end they've set for themselves. Perhaps it is best that they make up only three percent of the population, lest they overwhelm the more timid and sensitive personality types that make up much of the rest of the world – but we have ENTJs to thank for many of the businesses and institutions we take for granted every day.

Stubborn/Dominant (Yeah, but I channel it into my personal life through BDSM and I try very hard to keep it out of my professional life unless necessary)
Intolerant (I beat that one a long time ago)
Impatient (Another one I beat down a long time ago)
Arrogant (No, I wish to raise people up, not push them down)
Poor Handeling of Emotions (Being somewhat empathic/sensitive means this hasn't ever applied to me)
Cold and Ruthless (See above)

I will offend you. Be ready for it. I don't care who you are or how you think. I.WILL.OFFEND.YOU.

If you use the words Feminist, Libertarian or Libertine to describe yourself; you won't like me. If you believe in Political Correctness or Social Justice; you won't like me. If you have no problem with the social, political and/or economic systems in our society; you won't like me.

You won't change my mind and I will think you are a dogmatized, brainwashed and institutionalized automaton that has lost the ability to reason or think for yourself. (No matter how nice I am to you).

Feminism has become as oppressive and dogmatic as the imaginary "patriarchy" it created to fight against. Libertarianism is an idealistic pipe-dream that fails to comprehend that the average person is self-serving and self-centered unless they are regulated or socially shamed into acting otherwise (there are a very few exceptions). Political Correctness is a tool of the wealthy and oppressive gender movements to more fully divide our society. (This applies to Racism and the Gender Gap as well)

All the problems and issues we deal with every day have nothing to do with you and I or our gender or our ethnicity. All the issues we face in our First World society are caused by the economically privileged 1% trying to divide and antagonize us to keep us from working together to disenfranchise them.

Oh, and there is no such thing as "White Privilege" or any other "Social Privilege" that the SJW's have created. There is only Class Privilege for the 1% and their servants in the government.

Oh, and I wish all the spoiled little shits of the last two generations would sit down, shut up and get a fuckin helmet! Safe Space is for playing Tag, not life! Also, it would have helped if their parents had backhanded and/or spanked the little shits one or twice in their life!

So, if you are still here reading and nodding along, we might get along.

But remember.....I will offend you eventually.
What I’m doing with my life
Just got back to Calgary from BC after a few months away. Getting back into a routine.

Working on a few different business ideas including a non-profit. If you know anything about setting up a non-profit business, let me know. I'd love the advice and help.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Sex. Talking. Math. Puzzles. Reading people. Rejection.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awful profile picture. I'm not very photogenic and my pictures never seem to look like me. Something always seems to be off.

And the hat....everyone seems to like the hat.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I've read the "masters" and the "greats". I've spent years reading philosophy, literature, religious texts and intellectual treatise. Now I read for fun. Fantasy Fiction and Sci/Fi. (Anne McCaffery, Jim Butler, Anne Bishop, Issac Azimov, S.M. Sterling, Lloyd Alexander, Katherine Kerr, Raymond Khoury, Dan Brown, Jack Whyte, David Eddings, Wies & Hickman, R.A. Salvatore, Ed Greenwood....just to name a few)

Movies: "Spandex. It's a privilage, not a right."

"Check this out, each and every one of you. Compilation tape, of my own making. I call this the "Greatest Zooks Album". Featuring artists like, well I got some Hendrix on there, some Joplin, Mama Cass, Belushi... all great artists that asphyxiated on their own vomit! You won't find this in stores man!"

"1)Look up 'idiot' in the dictonary and you know what you'll find?
2) A...picture of me?
1) No! The definition of the word idiot! Which you fucking are!"

"You've got to ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."

"Heeeere's Johnny!"

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

(C) All time favorite TV show has to be Red Dwarf. After that it's Black Adder, Invader Zim, Ruby Gloom. Anything by Joss Whedon is tops with Me. Big Bang Theory is something I try to keep up with online and I love Scrubs. I'm getting to like the Netflix Originals that are coming out too; Daredevil, Jessica Jones (anything Marvel or DC is good by me).

(D) Goth/Industrial/Metal and Rock-a-billy/Psychobilly/Horrorbilly.
My favorite band is Seraphim Shock. VNV Nation, Lacuna Coil, Disturbed, Rammstien, BeBorn Betton, Creepshow, Horrorpops, Matadors, In This Moment, Hypnophonics, Grim Hymn, Apocalyptica, Dreadnaughts, NIN, Linkin Park, Depeche Mode, AFI, Carfax Abbey, Evanescence, House of Pain, Icon of Coil, Kaskade, Kidney Thieves, Korn, London After Midnight, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Orgy, Rob Zombie, Alice in Videoland, Souxsie and the Banshees, The Cult, The Cure, Tool, Zeromancer, Papa Roach, Bif Naked, Gwar, Incubus, Cradle of Filth, Avenged Sevenfold, Snake River Conspiracy, Godhead, Rush, a lot of 80's pop/rock (hey, it's when I grew up.) Honestly, I like most everything (yes, that includes opera and classical). Just don't try to make me listen to country, hiphop or rap.

(E) Porterhouse steak with mashed potato and grilled garlic asparagus (fried onions and mushrooms for the steak). Hey, I might be trying to back off on the meat but I'm still an omnivore!
The six things I could never do without
Books to read and music I like. Truthfully, I don't need anything past that. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

lol. I guess I'd do well in prison. :oP
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. What I'm going to read next. How to get my hands on a fully electric vehicle. Where I'm going to hang my wall art/decorations in my new place. Sex. Why it's so damn hard to find kinky/poly people to hang with/date. The BDSM Lifestyle. My submissives. Writing a book. Collaborating on a Graphic Novel. Role-playing games. Collaborating on a list of video games. Philosophy. Sex. The foibles of Man. How I'm going to afford the new wardrobe I want/need. Sex. How I'm going to afford the new toys I want/need. Sex. Buying a bike. Killing off the oil industry. Bringing down the government and fixing the system. Sex. The zombie apocalypse. How to survive the zombie apocalypse. Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, I don't have a typical Friday night. I try to get out every couple of weeks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like most Garth Brooks songs and a bunch of late 80', early 90's country. Don't tell anyone, they will revoke my goth-card. :oP
Also, I love Gillmore Girls and sports themed dramas (Remember the Titans, Rudy etc.)
You should message me if
You have answered AT LEAST 200 questions. Please! They might not be perfect, but they help. Otherwise, what's the point?

- you made it this far without being offended and hurt (butt-hurt that is)
- you are actually looking to MEET someone.
- you are a submissive and/or curious about BDSM
- polyamorous/poly friendly
- live near Me
- you like sex
- Also, if you are goth, geeky, and/or a freak that's a huge plus.

I don't mind corresponding with people outside of my area, but then, really, that isn't what people come to these sites for. At least, it's not what I'm here for.