I like to think I'm a pretty big tabletop gaming nerd, DnD, World of Darkness, multi-sided dice, the works. I usually play warriors because being a rogue gets boring and being a Mage takes too long.
I work a lot in a call center and make a decent amount of money, but I don't have my own car and hate driving. I just prefer giving people gas money.
Don't have kids but I want some someday.
Fuck the two-party system, revolution when?
I like guns and shooting them.
Religion? Whatever floats your goat, dude.
I'm a funny guy but I hate myself tbh
Let's get dinner sometime. Then we can watch Netflix or ignore each other and look at our phones.
But actually, working all of the time, playing Dungeons and Dragons, Netflix and chill, video games, and escaping mom's house when I can. I don't have much of a life. Why are there so many special snowflakes on here, at least in my area? Is it because its Portland? Half of the people on here have done stuff like globetrotting, goat raising, unicycle riding and bagpipe playing.
making dad jokes
having awesome eyebrows
being the weirdest person in the room (in a good way, not like that other creepy dude at work)
being the butt of jokes, apparently, though always in good fun
making people uncomfortable when they deserve it
absorbing your bad vibes. According to my ex, I'm like a sponge for bad feels and generally help people relax.
sounding like I care in a customer service role
being polite when appropriate
being inappropriate when appropriate
I'm also technically autistic, but the last time I got tested, I was functionally non-autistic. Go figure.
Please message me if you have any corny jokes, I love them and can't get enough of them.