Diceman_9000
25 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I spout dank memes, play tabletop role-playing games and eat too much food. Incredibly lonely. I like redheads and short girls but honestly anyone that's sweet and interested in the same things as me has it goin' on. Communist/Anarchist, Anti-Trump, gun supporter. I love bad puns, and if we work well, you will too. Pissed off at the establishment, pissed off about inequality, pissed off about lack of efficacy in an ever more hateful world. Let's Netflix and overthrow the bourgeoisie.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, playing tabletop RPGs with friends occasionally, watching Netflix and the like, playing video games, and chatting with strangers on the Internet. For now. Eventually I'll do something meaningful with my life, just gotta find it, first.
I’m really good at
making bad jokes
making people uncomfortable
being the butt of jokes, apparently, though always in good fun
Absorbing your bad vibes. I'm like a sponge for bad feels and generally help people relax.
doubting myself
sounding like I care in a customer service role
being polite when appropriate
being inappropriate when appropriate
optimizing a Fallout character build
writing character backgrounds/personalities/stories
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm chubby, hairy, and have a very meta sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A bunch of shit I like in no order: Dungeons and Dragons, Doctor Who, Avatar the Last Airbender, pizza, Chinese food, butts, Age of Empires, Skyrim, Fallout, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty, Scrubs, House, Batman, the Flash (the show), The 10th Kingdom, Sandman, books by Neil Gaiman, Settlers of Catan, Magic the Gathering, Pathfinder, World of Darkness, multi-sided dice, Ben and Jerry's, apple juice, peanut M&Ms, boobs, Beethoven, Johann Sebastian Bach, Metallica, BoB, Tech N9ne, Frank Sinatra, Iron Maiden, the Black Keys, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Harry Potter, guns, 4chan, Slayer, Black Sabbath, B.B. King, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, the Eagles, the Beatles, Rock Band, cuddling, Netflix and chill, hiking, McDonalds, some shitty dubstep, Dominos pizza, Game of Thrones and I'll add more later if and when I think I think of it.

Books: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/9819598-chris-black?shelf=read
The six things I could never do without
Integrity, self-respect, wisdom, kindness, peace of mind, and a comfy bed to crash in at the end of the night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The girl that works at the Walgreens near me. If I'll ever get my mental illnesses in check. Character ideas for games I want to play in. The upcoming work week.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home and staying up late so I can sleep in late on Saturday, most likely either reading comics, chatting with people online, or living vicariously through strangers on the Internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I almost lost my mind from dropping acid once, it was the last time I ever used anything.

I'm also technically autistic, but the last time I got tested, I was functionally non-autistic. Go figure.
You should message me if
You want to overthrow the bourgeoisie and watch Netflix. You like bad jokes. You wanna get to know a chill, respectful, mostly responsible, and pretty funny dude.
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