25 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Chris! I'm 25 as of this writing, short at 5'6" and on the fluffy side. I have good hygiene and its very important to me that I smell good.

I'm very trusting, almost to naivete. I take people at their word, and even if I think there may be some hidden meaning, I act on their word and trust them to follow it, and let them be the one to prove that true or not.

Meeting up with people requires planning on my part. It's almost necessary to have a goal/activity in mind (even if just hanging out) in order to arrange meeting, but from there, all bets are off.

My self-confidence is either inappropriately high or very low, there's rarely a middle ground. I'm honestly not sure why. I usually feel really good about myself when I'm around people I like, and feel bad about myself when I'm alone or at work.

I am an enormous goofball, very absurd, and silly. There are very few aspects of myself I take seriously. The majority of my humor consists of dad jokes and bad puns. Also, lots of dank memes.

Typical activities I enjoy are more sedentary than not, though I certainly wouldn't mind a short trip or a walk outside. I like reading, video games (especially for PC), tabletop RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons (as well as many others), wasting time on Facebook, watching movies, playing group social games like Cards Against Humanity, occasionally playing my guitar, and Magic the Gathering.

Labels you could apply to me: weird, funny, awkward, friendly, intellectual, avant-garde, anxious, social, sometimes witty, agreeable, likable, adaptable, comfortable, trusting, specific.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, playing tabletop RPGs with friends, watching Netflix and the like, playing video games, and chatting with strangers on the Internet. For now. Eventually I'll do something meaningful with my life, though I doubt I'll ever find something that's for me.
I’m really good at
lifting things
making dad jokes
having awesome eyebrows
making people uncomfortable
being the butt of jokes, apparently, though always in good fun
Absorbing your bad vibes. I'm like a sponge for bad feels and generally help people relax.
doubting myself
sounding like I care in a customer service role
being polite when appropriate
being inappropriate when appropriate
optimizing a Fallout character build
writing character backgrounds/personalities/stories
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like someone you know, most likely. I am hairy and I have a big smile. People usually tell me the way I talk is weird, but nobody's been able to put a finger on exactly how. I can turn my customer service personality on and off at a moment's notice without even thinking about it. I'm also very expressive, gesture with my hands to some degree, and I am a hugger if you let me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A bunch of shit I like in no order: Dungeons and Dragons, Doctor Who, Avatar the Last Airbender, pizza, Chinese food, butts, Age of Empires, Skyrim, Fallout, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty, Scrubs, House, Batman, the Flash (the show), The 10th Kingdom, Sandman, books by Neil Gaiman, Settlers of Catan, Magic the Gathering, Pathfinder, World of Darkness, multi-sided dice, Ben and Jerry's, apple juice, peanut M&Ms, boobs, Beethoven, Johann Sebastian Bach, Metallica, BoB, Tech N9ne, Frank Sinatra, Iron Maiden, the Black Keys, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Harry Potter, guns, 4chan, Slayer, Black Sabbath, B.B. King, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, the Eagles, the Beatles, Rock Band, cuddling, Netflix and chill, hiking, McDonalds, some shitty dubstep, Dominos pizza, Game of Thrones and I'll add more later if and when I think I think of it.

Books: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/9819598-chris-black?shelf=read
The six things I could never do without
Integrity, self-respect, wisdom, kindness, peace of mind, and a comfy bed to crash in at the end of the night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'll ever see that cute girl that smiled at me on the bus again. My eventual death and decay into nothingness, or embracing the All-Spirit, whichever comes first. The same thing over and over again. My insecurities, and how they affect me. How much I hate my job, but need the money, so I do it anyways because I have a goal in mind. Your impression of me as a person based on what I write here, and how you interpret it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home and staying up late so I can sleep in late on Saturday, most likely either reading comics, chatting with people online, or living vicariously through strangers on the Internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I almost lost my mind from dropping acid once, it was the last time I ever used anything.

I'm also technically autistic, but the last time I got tested, I was functionally non-autistic. Go figure.
You should message me if
I don't message you, you think I'm attractive or you're intrigued by me in one way or another. I don't talk to people that won't hold a conversation, one-word replies are bullshit.

Please message me if you have any corny jokes, I love them and can't get enough of them.