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My self-summary
Safe. Feminist. Deeply silly. Radical. Unbound. Thinker. Demi. Queer. Gender-fluid

I am kinky, my wit is only minorly blunted by my loves of vices. See also: hedonist.

I'm married to a glorious queer person named Hannah. We're jazzed to seduce people, mainly interested in putting time and effort into things that grow (for once in my life this totes isn't a boner joke)

I'd also love to meet folks who are interested in dating me :-)
What I’m doing with my life
I make my way with words

I'm about the following lives:

Burning Man
Making and consuming art
DIY/ Making stuff
I’m really good at
Acts of service, listening, writing. Keeping my cool, blowing money, learning new things, meeting new people, procrasturbating, cooking, cocktailing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair or aura, depending on level of intoxication
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books & Movies: Yes

I love cooking and eating with the people I love, any cuisine anytime. These things are what I think makes life great, well at least great with pants on. I'm only joking, I don't eat with my pants on.
Six things I could never do without
Fire, words, cold water, fruit, love, my third dick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bodies. Sex. The people I love and how I can best serve them. The unending beauty of life. Food.

Jokes. Stories. The universes' devastatingly dead-pan sense of humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tryna enjoy the best food, company, and intoxicants I can!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have major depressive disorder and also a major lack of shame. On a related note, I have large balls, literally and metaphorically.
You should message me if
I'm not here to tell you what to do
The two of us