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My self-summary
I am funny, loving, and unrelentingly optimistic. Making my days into celebrations is a hobby of mine.

Safe. Feminist. Deeply silly. Radical. Unbound. Thinker. Demi.

Big, beautiful, and solidly in love with myself. I recognize and celebrate both genders in me, though pronouns and labels aren't so important. My identity is more about how I see me.

I am kinky, my wit is only minorly blunted by my loves of vices. See also: hedonist.

This city has more goodness than we can ever cram into our cramholes. But we owe it to ourselves to try!

I'm engaged to a glorious queer person named Hannah. We're jazzed to seduce people! We're mainly interested in putting time and effort into things that grow (for once in my life this totes isn't a boner joke) and more than a celebration of how great we all are at sex.

I'd also love to meet folks interested in dating me :)
What I’m doing with my life
I do project management and content creation for a digital ad agency.

I cook and am getting a super cereal case of the FERMENT EVERYTHING FOREVERS.

I'm building our house into a home for Hannah, my roomie, and the cats.

I'm about the following lives:

Burning Man
Making and consuming art
DIY/ Making stuff
I’m really good at
Acts of service, listening, writing. Keeping my cool, blowing money, learning new things, meeting new people, procrasturbating, cooking, cocktailing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair is big, my smile and hug are oversized, and my fashion sense is eclectic/makes my mom cry sometimes. I have quite a noggin on me too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fuuuuck, I love books and reading, almost as much as I love re-reading things.

The Life of Pi, The Brief, Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Kurt Vonnegut, Twain (Shania and Mark) The Tin Drum, Dr. Motherfuckin' Seuss, Al Franken books, Pronoia, Red Dwarf, Dune, Watchmen. Lotsa comics as well! sci-fi, non-fiction, fantasy.

I love cooking and eating with the people I love, any cuisine anytime. These things are what I think makes life great, well at least great with pants on. I'm only joking, I don't eat with my pants on.

I love so many movies. I loved Samsara, I loved Mean Girls. The original animated Transformers has had a notable impact on my life.

I am an unapologetic pop-music lover. And love it when I find people with different tastes so we can share and get music out of the deal!
The six things I could never do without
Fire, words, cold water, fruit, love, my third dick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bodies. Sex. The people I love and how I can best serve them. The unending beauty of life. Food.

Jokes. Stories. The universes' devastatingly dead-pan sense of humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Somewhere trying to laugh, enjoy the best food, company, and intoxicants I can find or make!

Could be gaming, or reading. But I really try and get together with my loved ones for something fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have major depressive disorder and also a major lack of shame. On a related note, I have large balls, literally and metaphorically.
You should message me if
This resonates.

I will always respond, even if it's not the answer you'd hoped for. It takes brass to be vulnerable in this way, I respect it muchly.