I am kinky, my wit is only minorly blunted by my loves of vices. See also: hedonist.
I'm married to a glorious queer person named Hannah. We're jazzed to seduce people, mainly interested in putting time and effort into things that grow (for once in my life this totes isn't a boner joke)
I'd also love to meet folks who are interested in dating me :-)
I'm about the following lives:
Making and consuming art
DIY/ Making stuff
I love cooking and eating with the people I love, any cuisine anytime. These things are what I think makes life great, well at least great with pants on. I'm only joking, I don't eat with my pants on.
Jokes. Stories. The universes' devastatingly dead-pan sense of humor.