34Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I once stayed up past 11.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an international F-list celebrity. Musician of sorts with one of the coolest instruments in the world, and ill tell you what it is if you ask. I live in Austin but travel all around the world. I have a lot of free time on my hands when I'm not working,
I’m really good at
Bad Jokes.
Making people laugh when they dont want to.
Keeping 2000 kids attention at the same time.
Rollerblading.(totally not gay i swear)
talking to crowds.
talking sexy in the most awkward way possible.
Laser tag.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nose is crooked, and oddly only half of the people i meet notice. I dated a girl that didn't notice for a year.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ishmael. Anything Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman. Instruction manuals
Movies: Avengers, fight club, Happiness, Cube, Super Troopers.
Music: Dismemberment Plan, The Cure, Postal Service, Jackson 5, Billie Holiday, Brazilian Girls, Metric
Food: Yes.
Six things I could never do without
My necklace I've worn every day since i was 18.
My pet dinosaur.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Jay-z and Beyocé's child's last name will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
If im not working, im watching some internet TV or working on some super secret project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried during milo and otis.
You should message me if
You own two sledge hammers, two accurate watches and the insatiable urge to mess with the scientists at the twin LIGO labs, and dear lord if you get that joke, you're my hero.
The two of us