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My self-summary
I'm Dylan and I'm really bad at self-summarizing. I always prefer talking to people one-on-one rather than just taking a look at their profiles, so I hope you'll do the same for me.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from UC Berkeley last year with a degree in English (preemptive strike: no I don't want to be a teacher) and now I work in Corporate Immigration.

I also write/produce music and I'm constantly on the lookout for new places to grab a drink!
I’m really good at
Writing (everything except these descriptions, it seems), putting people in a better mood, making playlists, making pies, making my car get incredibly messy in very short periods of time, incorporating a moon emoji with no context 🌚🌝
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to think it's my ~glowing~ charisma and sense of humor, but honestly it's probably something boring like the fact that I have my nose pierced.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by David Sedaris or Carl Hiaasen, but lots of others too. I try to always be reading something new, if only for the sake of telling everyone that I'm reading something new.

Movies: American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Clueless, Scream, Suspiria & basically any classic horror movie. If you're a fan of watching horror classics from the '80s, feel free to have that be the first thing you mention if you message me, even before "hello."

Shows: Freaks & Geeks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Archer, Gilmore Girls, (*swallows pride*) and The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Music: Sky Ferreira, Charli XCX, Blondie, The Strokes, Garbage, Grimes, Purity Ring, Lorde, Depeche Mode, Dilly Dally, and Carly Rae Jepsen which I will NOT BE ASHAMED OF!!!

Food: not potatoes
Six things I could never do without
(aside from all the obvious stuff)

1. Lip balm
2. My denim jacket
3. An auxiliary cable
4. My car
5. A word processor
6. Everything else that I forgot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many people on here have said that "Yes" is an unacceptable answer to "Do you have a current passport?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Either sitting in my room or hanging out with friends & forcing them to listen to my favorite music. And drinking. Definitely drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My pictures have been instagrammed into oblivion and I once cried during the trailer for War Horse.
You should message me if
you can have a really good time watching really bad movies

And if you think that Enema of the State by Blink 182 belongs in the Library of Congress
The two of us