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My self-summary
Thanks for checking in. Happy to have you hear today. Kick your feet up and make yourself comfortable. I'm Dennis, I'll be your match-er guy...whateverthefuck today. Yeah, I curse, but I speak well.

Whatcha see is whatcha get. Kinda. I smile, I laugh, I joke, and I'm pretty genuine. I grew up shy so it comes out from time to time.

I'm all about exploration, self-discovery, last minute decisions of fun and living life like it's supposed to be lived. I just started cooking more in very mediocre fashion and only good enough for a participation award. I'd make something for you, but we'd have to date for awhile. I don't want to run you off.

I can write a lot here, but who are we kidding, you're tryin' to look at my booty and check for back fat. Feel free to check both on our date when I walk to the restroom.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it. Setting up the next chapter, simultaneously.
I’m really good at
Talkin' shit. Over thinking. Writing short sentences. Listening to people. Getting fat.
Apparently, Luminosity. I'm in the 90th percentile for my age group, but they might just be trying to make me feel good about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
flawed smile full of wonderfulness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Gladiator and The Warriors. Stand up comedy is where it's at. Raw. Delirious. Dave Chappelle is the greatest.

I'm more of a non-fiction guy. Confessions of an Economic Hitman. Lords of Discipline. Generation:Kill. Helter Skelter. Outliers. The Big Short. Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates.

I listen to many things. My music is as diverse as my friends. Cute white girl music? Yeah, sure. Phantogram, Little Dragon are pretty solid. Rap/Hip Hop? That's a given. Love Jazz. Recently figured out Old Tom and Jerry got me started on Jazz as a youngster.
The six things I could never do without
Rock salt

Roofing tiles


Penny loafers

Angry Birds

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who companies are targeting in commercials and how effective is their message. Social injustice.

Thing to do to better myself. I'm on the cusp in some of these categories so some are right on, others are not completely me.
ESTP-A https://www.16personalities.com/estp-personality
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflixing and relaxing. It's different. Hanging w/ my people in a setting that might involve grown people beverages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's private because it's embarrassing.
You should message me if
If you at least smirked at something in my profile and would write "lol". Definitely say hello if you would type "LMFAOOOOOO". I don't think it's that funny, but I'll take the compliment.