38North Hollywood, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a fairly straightforward man and will tell you how I feel about you. If I think you're beautiful, or I like you, it won't be a secret. I read profiles because I appreciate substance.

My humor ranges from, "I almost peed myself" to "That's so not funny and I'm embarrassed for you" We can discover where you fall on the spectrum.

I'm all about exploration, self-discovery, testing my limits, last minute decisions of fun and living life on my terms. My cooking is mediocre and only participation award worthy. I'd make you something, but we'd have to be "a thing" so I don't run you off.

Strong chemistry for me comes from true laughter and introspective insight. Looks help too. I've been caught off guard by the unsuspected, but also, a woman could check off many boxes on my wish list and still fall flat. Long story short, I'm open to opposite's attract and OKC's 99% Match. REQUIREMENT: Be fun, or at least open to it.

There's more to learn, but who are we kidding, you're tryin' to look at my booty and check for back fat. Feel free to check both when I go to the restroom.
What I’m doing with my life
Shedding old skin. Setting up the next chapter, simultaneously.
I’m really good at
Talkin' shit. Over thinking. Writing short sentences. Listening to people.
Apparently, Luminosity. I'm in the 90th percentile for my age group, but there's probably only 6 other people on the site.
The first things people usually notice about me
gapped tooth smile.
booty... Lotsa squats back in the day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Gladiator and The Warriors. Stand up comedy is where it's at. Raw. Delirious. Dave Chappelle is the greatest.

I'm more of a non-fiction guy, but not limited to it. Confessions of an Economic Hitman. Lords of Discipline. Generation:Kill. Helter Skelter. Outliers. The Big Short. Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates.

My music is as diverse as my friends. Cute white girl music? Yeah, sure. Phantogram, Little Dragon are pretty solid. Rap/Hip Hop? That's a given. Love Jazz. Recently figured out Old Tom and Jerry got me started on Jazz as a youngster.
Six things I could never do without
Rock salt

Roofing tiles


Penny loafers

Angry Birds


Oh yeah... Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Target markets of commercials and how effective is their message.

How to better myself.
ESTP-A https://www.16personalities.com/estp-personality
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix. Hanging w/ my people in a setting that involve grown people beverages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's private because it's embarrassing.
You should message me if
If you at least smirked or identified with anything in my profile. You liiiiike me. Ideally, you can (for the most part) communicate your emotions in the moment, but who admits that they can't?
The two of us