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My self-summary
I'm Jim McCray. 2016.9.15 is the date I finally went through this effer and updated it.

Basically, though I know there are great women out there, I feel the overwhelming majority are monsters.

What I mean is that most women will treat their significant other like a piece of shit for no good reason, in spite of the fact she's supposed to be his best friend or whatever, just because she's not in a good mood.

I'm not hurt or angry about this fact, it's just not something I am interested in dealing with, so, if you'd treat a stranger better than your significant other when you get upset, then just feel free to sail the fuck on by my profile. You know who the fuck you are.

I am the kind of person who recognizes when I am not in a good mood, and try to keep my mouth shut, or if I am really motivated, be nicer to other people than usual, and try to steal a bit of the joy back that I give them.

Kindness is pretty important to me. Personality-wise, if you start there, it's hard to go wrong.

I'm already bored with this. Please, drop me a line, as I'm sure to respond within a reasonable number of weeks.

Oh, I forgot, I'm pretty superficial, but I'm working on loosening my standards.
What I’m doing with my life
Making music, crepes, freaking the dance floor, watching music and listening to movies. I spend a lot of time not updating my six or seven blogs.

Music, painting, writing. Yawn.
I’m really good at
... being understated.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't like MOST paintings of penises.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Robotech. Lovecraft. Poe. Steinbeck. Gilliam (though I was pretty unimpressed with The Zero Theorem). Pinback. Marvel comics. Elder Scrolls. Hitchens. Hammer films. Shit like this.

I read The Golden Bough a long time ago; that fucking sucked.
The six things I could never do without
1. A godless universe.
2. 99¢ beers.
3. Bookends that look like fairies.
4. This is not a real effing thing.
5. Pet cobra.
6. The time machine I keep in my bedroom. Do you want to check it out?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What magazines are these that supposedly tell women they have to be "super skinny"? I have yet to read that in any periodical. This is a lie perpetuated by insecure girls and SJW's.

How to increase my carbon footprint.

What number would purple be if I had that kind of synesthesia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mentally preparing for going to work the next morning. Probably cleaning the blood off my stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I intentionally make my profiles sucky?

There's some seriously gay shit in my past and I like to point it out a lot here as part of my exploration of my place on "The Spectrum".

(It used to say here that I'd had my penis in a mans mouth [or was it the other way around?], but I felt like fewer than no fucks were given, and I thought it was damned funny, so my feelings were hurt, I deleted it, and now all reference to it on this site is totally wiped away.)
You should message me if
You obsessively buy every new release of a Robotech boxed set.