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My self-summary
I'm Jim McCray. I've done some pretty fantastic shit, or whatever.

I'm a big believer in kindness. If you're unkind, I guess you can basically eat my shit. Or whatever the kind way of saying that is. Just don't be a dick, is what I am saying. Love ya.

Like I'm thinking about starting a new life as a pro cosplayer.

TED talks aren't generally cool. Nor am I. Can you please make me vegetarian?

I just bought ESO, so I'm good.

My grandfather, who was a pretty smart guy, told me never to get married or old... but he didn't follow either piece of advice, and he died on top if everything else, so I don't know if I can trust his dead ass.
What I’m doing with my life
Making music, crepes, freaking the dance floor, watching music and listening to movies. I spend a lot of time not updating my six or seven blogs.

Music, painting, writing. Yawn.
I’m really good at
... being understated.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't like MOST paintings of penises.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Robotech. Lovecraft. Poe. Steinbeck. Gilliam (though I was pretty unimpressed with The Zero Theorem). Pinback. Marvel comics. Elder Scrolls. Hitchens. Hammer films. Shit like this.

I read The Golden Bough a long time ago; that fucking sucked.
The six things I could never do without
1. A godless universe.
2. 99¢ beers.
3. Bookends that look like fairies.
4. Gummy hamburgers. (I didn't realize until somebody on okc pointed it out to me that this is somewhat of a meme - I just like buying them at my local bodega, and then eating them)
5. Pet cobra.
6. The time machine I keep in my bedroom. Do you want to check it out?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What magazines are these that supposedly tell women they have to be "super skinny"? I have yet to read that in any periodical. This is a lie perpetuated by insecure girls and SJW's.

How to increase my carbon footprint.

What number would purple be if I had that kind of synesthesia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mentally preparing for going to work the next morning. Probably cleaning the blood off my stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I intentionally make my profiles sucky?

There's some seriously gay shit in my past and I like to point it out a lot here as part of my exploration of my place on "The Spectrum".

(It used to say here that I'd had my penis in a mans mouth [or was it the other way around?], but I felt like fewer than no fucks were given, and I thought it was damned funny, so my feelings were hurt, I deleted it, and now all reference to it on this site is totally wiped away.)
You should message me if
You obsessively buy every new release of a Robotech boxed set.