I'm a big believer in kindness. If you're unkind, I guess you can basically eat my shit. Or whatever the kind way of saying that is. Just don't be a dick, is what I am saying. Love ya.
Like I'm thinking about starting a new life as a pro cosplayer.
TED talks aren't generally cool. Nor am I. Can you please make me vegetarian?
I just bought ESO, so I'm good.
My grandfather, who was a pretty smart guy, told me never to get married or old... but he didn't follow either piece of advice, and he died on top if everything else, so I don't know if I can trust his dead ass.
Music, painting, writing. Yawn.
I read The Golden Bough a long time ago; that fucking sucked.
2. 99¢ beers.
3. Bookends that look like fairies.
4. Gummy hamburgers. (I didn't realize until somebody on okc pointed it out to me that this is somewhat of a meme - I just like buying them at my local bodega, and then eating them)
5. Pet cobra.
6. The time machine I keep in my bedroom. Do you want to check it out?
How to increase my carbon footprint.
What number would purple be if I had that kind of synesthesia.
There's some seriously gay shit in my past and I like to point it out a lot here as part of my exploration of my place on "The Spectrum".
(It used to say here that I'd had my penis in a mans mouth [or was it the other way around?], but I felt like fewer than no fucks were given, and I thought it was damned funny, so my feelings were hurt, I deleted it, and now all reference to it on this site is totally wiped away.)