Disargeria
27 Orlando, United States
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My self-summary
Hey, my name's Denver. It's like the city, but better.

I've never gotten a speeding ticket but I'd like to think it's because I'm so charming. I'm a natural leader, and if you stick me in a group of people I'll eventually be in charge of it. I can be pretty competitive. I grew up with a lot of siblings. They're also named after cities, and my cats were named after Pokemon. Families can be weird like that.

I've got a strong sense of fairness, so I'm pretty passionate about civil rights and women's rights.

I like sending and getting lots of mail. I've got an entire wall of stuff from across the country.

I work at a very expensive restaurant, making stuff like
http://i.imgur.com/82ZnXb7.jpg
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working my way up the culinary ladder at Disney.
I’m really good at
fixing things
playing the trombone
balloon animals
math
drunk dancing
making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I've got an asymmetrical dimple when I smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't get the chance to read a lot these days, but I am currently reading Between the Rivers by Harry Turtledove.

I love ska. I like most kinds of upbeat music but ska has carved
out a special place in my heart next to that spot that's dedicated to kittens and cookies and stuff. I also listen to a lot of classic rock while driving. My favorite bands include the Aquabats, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, and Five Iron Frenzy.

I like just about every movie that has Jackie Chan in it. That guy's awesome. I would give him a high-five. I'd give him FIVE high-fives.

I like to watch Archer, Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, and Adventure Time!

I love spicy food, peanut butter, nutella, limes, sushi, cheese, tacos, sandwiches made with pumpernickel bread (it's fun to say!), honey mustard and cheesecake. I also like citrus, especially orange juice. I could probably drink a gallon of orange juice every day if I had that much. I think it'd be best if you didn't like orange juice because I would drink all of it. :(
The six things I could never do without
Rum
Ancient times
Distant music
Martial arts movies
Warm hoodie
Fully stocked pantry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How often I have to clean my kitchen. Can't it just stay clean for a day?
On a typical Friday night I am
As much as I'd like to say I'm a free-spirited genius living a life of nonstop unpredictable adventure, I would rather spend Friday night watching Netflix and chugging various alcohols, but that isn't alluring even to other people who want to do the same thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not very good at baking, so I find bakers kind of sexy.
You should message me if
You like theme parks! Or ska!

If you like tacos I know a pretty good place for tacos. If you want to just talk about tacos I guess that's fine but I'd rather go get some.

Or if you want me to cook for you. I'm pretty good at that.
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