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My self-summary
The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

But here are a few details anyway. I fall closer to the nerd end of the spectrum. Love comic books, science fiction, fantasy, and horror. Hate sports (spectating anyway). I listen to an extremely wide variety of music. I only judge bands on the basis of whether or not I enjoy their music. I don't really care what genre into which they may happen to fall. I watch a lot of tv and movies and read a lot of books. I like cycling, swimming, hiking, disc golf, irony and The Muppets...
What I’m doing with my life
Uh...living it?
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Apart from my friends and family (and not even them a lot of the time) I honestly have very little idea what other people think of me. I tend to assume the worst which is probably why I've been single most of my life...I'm really not as bitter as that might make me sound...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The is sort of a cross section:

Authors: Frank Herbert, Robert Anton Wilson, Hunter S. Thompson, Neil Gaiman, Franz Kafka, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespeare, Ezra Pound, James Joyce, William S. Burroughs, Tolkien, Anne Rice, Clive Barker, William Gibson, Philip K. Dick, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Irvine Welsh, Chuck Palahniuk, J.K. Rowling, Tad Williams, Robert Jordan, Terry Goodkind, George R.R. Martin, Gregory Maguire...

Directors: David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Ridley Scott, The Coen Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Brad Anderson, Wes Anderson, Paul Thoma Anderson, Terry Gilliam, Christopher Nolan, Richard Linklater, Martin Scorsese, David Cronenberg, John Hughes, George A. Romero, Guillermo Del Toro, Peter Jackson, John Carpenter, Rob Zombie, Dario Argento, Alfred Hitchcock, Sam Raimi, Robert Rodriguez, Christopher Guest, Rob Reiner, Judd Apatow, Oliver Stone, Darren Aronofsky...

Shows: The Simpsons, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dexter, Sons of Anarchy, Archer, The League, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, Seinfeld, News Radio, Kids in the Hall, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Office, Extras, The IT Crowd, Big Bang Theory, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development, Fringe, Star Trek, Scrubs, Frasier, Freaks and Geeks...

Music: Ween, Pink Floyd, Cat Stevens, Violent Femmes, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, The Pixies, Skinny Puppy, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, NIN, Stealing Babies, Angelspit, Type O Negative, Plaid, The Knife, The Beatles, The Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, The Ramones, The Misfits, Meshuggah, Clutch, Radiohead, GWAR, Ministry, White Zombie, Elliot Smith, Dinosaur Jr., Nirvana, Weird Al Yankovic, Beethoven, Donovan, The BEastie Boys, Run DMC, Cypress Hill, Feist, Vampire Weekend, Suicidal Tendencies, They Might Be Giants, Urge Overkill, Hank III, Grimes, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Slayer, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Dillinger Escape Plan, Opeth, Cradle of Filth, Dying Fetus, Lamb of God, Simon and Garfunkle...

Food: Just about everything
Six things I could never do without
That's really an odd question. I don't think there's anything that I could "never" do without...well, air I guess. Everything else is optional. I mean I could go without food for a few days if I had to. In Winnipeg we need shelter or we'll die of exposure but there are periods during the summer when it would be possible to remain outside for days on end without succumbing to the elements. I don't know, maybe I'm over-thinking this...of course I understand the intention here is to reveal a little more about myself by picking a few things that are important to me to share with all the people who aren't reading my profile. But that's not what they asked for. They asked me to list things I could "never" do without. I believe I'm quite capable of surviving a lot of different forms of deprivation. And anyway, precision with language is in fact something that is important to me, so I'm still sharing, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Swimming pools
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to bed somewhat early because I work at 6:30AM on Saturday mornings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love to blast Cat Stevens in my car and sing along as loud as I can (Neil Diamond too, but moreso Cat Stevens.
You should message me if
You enjoy picking apart semantics to a ridiculously minute degree.
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