25 Maple Valley, United States
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My self-summary
I am a self proclaimed protohipster (I think things are cool before hiptsers do there fore beating them to the punch, I like bands that don't even exist yet). I genuinely try to not care what people think of me therefore defeating the purpose. I get mad when people treat me like an idiot but tell everyone I am dumb. I spend seconds figuring something out and hours trying to find that boat in the 3-d books (stop telling me to cross my eyes dammit!). I almost never initiate a conversation unless I think we might have something in common. I think too much and do things impulsively. In short I am a regular guy in a complicated world.

Also I am sending out stupid messages because it's not like you're reading them anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
I left my job to get my education finished at Green River. I am also trying to work my way into the comedy scene but it is really hard since I have no idea what I am doing.

Also I am a CIA agent on a secret mission trying to uncover Starbucks' illegal coke operation. Don't tell anyone or else Pepsi will be pissed.
I’m really good at
Making jokes and helping with out. I really liked working up at a scout camp where I helped out kids but haven't had the time to go back and volunteer.

Also Improv, I just did a 12 hour long Charity event called hilarity for charity where we raised almost $1000 to go towards Alzheimers awareness.

And Flopping around on stage until people laugh at open mic, they don't let me in anymore.

Also adding shit to profiles while drunk that does not make any sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am. At 6'5 people notice your inability to walk through a door without crouching. If I had a nickel for every door frame I've had to replace because my head left a dent in it, I would have five cents.

Also my amazingly handsome face!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Isaac Asimov books, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and anything with zombies.
I also like Christopher Nolan Films, Alfred Hitchcock films, All of the Batmans, and anything with zombies.
Shows wise I am the much hated fan of Dramedies, detective shows and anything with zombies.

but really this is a loaded question because you really shouldn't judge someone on there "favorite" things. Like I really enjoyed Die Hard, but wouldn't say its my favorite movie but I watch that movie all of the time. On the other hand I loved "The Third Man" but would be content if I never watched it again. Though I do make it a habit to watch The Fugitive at least once a week... and anything with zombies.
The six things I could never do without

Yeah that's 7... why is there 7? Because I break the rules *puts on sunglasses*.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
honestly? Nothing really, just long periods of spacing out and random bullshit that seems insane later.

Also the fact that people think there is such a thing as subliminal advertising when obvious advertising seems to work just fine as is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games, surfing the internet, blowing off homework till Sunday, and reading current events. The life of an introvert is never dull, except when it is, all the time.

Also studying the coming's and going's of that dog across the street, what are you up to Mr. Peppermint? WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING!?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
for fun me and my brother remembered all of the lines from "Back to the Future" "Dude where's my car" and "Ace Ventura Pet Detective" to reenact during road-trips.
You should message me if
want to start a fight club or you know... go see a movie or something. And if your idea of a good time is talking all night or playing video games till dawn.

Also I am trying this weird thing, because ladies seem to complain about boring messages all the time it seems. So I decided to send whatever random thing comes to mind and often it will be strange.