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My self-summary
Hey there, I'm Chris! I was born and raised in Florida and have been in LA for about 2 years. I'm in love with this place and I never want to move back east.

Graduated from FSU with a BS in Communication also briefly attended Ringling School of Art.

I have a car, my own place and a full time job to pay for both. Seems like that should be a given at my age but apparently it's not.

I also speak fluent sarcasm, Will Ferrell Quotes, and JavaScript.

Not really sure why I still bother with this app. Let's just say it has been less than fruitful in finding any sort of meaningful connection.

Less douchey in real life than I look in photos.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently a Front End Software Dev and I love my job. Probably too much. Raising a black lab pup named Mack (the dashing pup in the bow tie). Yelling at college football, Go Noles!

Trying to find cool people to do cool things with
I’m really good at
Reading people. Nerd thangs. Making people laugh. Over thinking my whole life at 1:30am on Sunday night when I should be asleep. Singing R&B on karaoke. Telling stories. Spending too much on buying other people drinks. Analogies. That's what she said jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get a lot of compliments on my eyes/eyelashes. Apparently they're the bees knees.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Chuck Palahniuk, Charles Bukowski, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tucker Max, Dawkins, anything that other people are probably offended by. I read a lot of technical books for work so I don't have a lot of time for leisure reading

Movies - If Harry Potter, Star Wars, Good Fellas or Shawshank redemption are on, that's what I'm watching. I'm almost always down for a comedy, action or suspense flick. Not so much about horror movies but I can hang. I'll only watch a rom com if it's terrible and from the 90s and has Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.

Shows - I'm not a big TV watcher but there are a handful of shows I loved and I pretty much watch them over and over. Breaking Bad, Niptuck, Friends, Seinfeld, Parks and Rec, Workaholics, Brooklyn 99, Always Sunny. Hockey and Football!!!!

Music - I listen to just about everything except house, dubstep, electronic music, whateverthefuckitscalledstep. It's not music if you can't sing it loudly while you're stuck in traffic on the 405. Always will be a punk/metal head at heart but I've mellowed out in my later years so now it's a lot of ska, reggae, classic rock, blues and folk. Occasionally I get real snooty and listen to Jazz.

Food - Have you had the fucking tacos here? It's like crack mixed with orgasms. Also always down for some ramen or sushi. Favorite food of all time is escargo. Yes snails. I'm always down to try the weirdest thing on the menu
Six things I could never do without
Everyone answers this the same way. Of course my family, friends, pets, etc. Here are six other things that if I were on a desert island I would miss:
Random strangers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next big idea/undertaking. I try to learn something new everyday so it's hard to say at any given moment where my head is at.

-Old friends I've lost touch with
-Memories of college and how I managed to survive
-The next concert I'm going to see
-What my dog does when I'm at work
-How to write better JavaScript
-What I should eat for dinner
On a typical Friday night I am
Either seeing some sort of live music, comedy show etc. Most likely having a cocktail of some sort. Talking to strangers in strange places.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whenever someone goes ghost on me after we started talking on this app, I assume that they were actually a serial killer who found me too likable to slay.
You should message me if
If you're a cool, like-minded person who is looking to give it a shot and see where things go. You have your shit together but you can still let your hair down. You love dogs. You're willing to lie to our friends and tell them we met at Vons near the Popsicles. You're not a serial killer.

If you like Donald Trump, save yourself some time.
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