DmitryBorshch
38 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I am... Pale Fire.
What I’m doing with my life
Perfecting my hot sauce recipe.
I’m really good at
Chewing pencils and eating erasers (after I dip them in hot sauce).
The first things people usually notice about me
My prosthetic nose. The real one collapsed due to leprosy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: they are my bestest friends.
Shows: silent musicals.
Music: whatever I can dance to.
Food: whatever I can swallow without chewing.
The six things I could never do without
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should America establish a permanent base on the Moon?
On a typical Friday night I am
None of my Fridays is typical. But all my Sundays are: on a typical Sunday bachelorettes hire me to jump out of cakes in my zebra thong bikini.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like cats more than people.
You should message me if
You have found my wallet.
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