I'm so hip I can barely see over my own pelvis.
Was voted most villainous facial hair of 2014 by People Magazine.
Big nerd, I play games and make a lot of game-related multimedia.
I used to work at Nintendo, but the company kind of went down the crapper so I left.
I'm looking for that calling, that passion to drive me through life. Every day is a new search for something I can devote myself to.
Making people laugh.
Getting animals to like me. (The trick to cats is to pretend like you dont notice them, they love that)
Yelling at inanimate objects.
Fucking up first messages.
Not taking anything too seriously
After that, usually my eyelashes. No, you cant have them.
Movies: The Matrix, Memento, Kundun, The Fountain
Shows: Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, The Wire, Marco Polo, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, X-Files, Star Trek (Any except Enterprise and ToS), Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rifftrax, Sherlock
Music: Dieselboy, Xploding Plastix, Amon Tobin, Rittz, Hopsin, Decemberists, Tally Hall
A cold swallow of beer on a hot day
Extended phone batteries
Dogs that are really really excited to see you.
Knowing this exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw
What it'd be like to fly.
Occasionally I'll get in a weird mood and go do something outside like hiking or go to a show since I can get into Foundation for free, but most of the time I like to invite people over and shoot the shit.
You want to touch my beard.
You want to make fun of my beard and tell me how to make it better.
You want to rant about how everyone has beards now and you like clean shaven dudes. I'll nod and make active listening noises, I got you covered.
You'd like your hair pulled a little. Or a lot.