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My self-summary
There are rumors that I'm a space alien, but that's ridiculous and you should probably ignore it.

I'm so hip I can barely see over my own pelvis.

Was voted most villainous facial hair of 2014 by People Magazine.

Big nerd, I play games and make a lot of game-related multimedia.

I used to work at Nintendo, but the company kind of went down the crapper so I left.
What I’m doing with my life
I'll find myself feverishly diving into a creative project, usually video editing, or trying to learn a new skill. Right now I'm writing a tour guide for a virtual world that was made to test out different political theories.

I'm looking for that calling, that passion to drive me through life. Every day is a new search for something I can devote myself to.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Getting animals to like me. (The trick to cats is to pretend like you dont notice them, they love that)
Yelling at inanimate objects.
Judging people.
Fucking up first messages.
Not taking anything too seriously
The first things people usually notice about me
People keep telling me I look familiar, but I've never met them. It's weird, but it's fun to come up with an answer each time.

After that, usually my eyelashes. No, you cant have them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Demon in the Freezer, House of Leaves, Dune, Dark Tower, The Prince, Sun Tsu's Art of War

Movies: The Matrix, Memento, Kundun, The Fountain

Shows: Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, The Wire, Marco Polo, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, X-Files, Star Trek (Any except Enterprise and ToS), Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rifftrax, Sherlock

Music: Dieselboy, Xploding Plastix, Amon Tobin, Rittz, Hopsin, Decemberists, Tally Hall
Six things I could never do without
That feeling of stepping into a shower after getting really sweaty and exhausted.

A cold swallow of beer on a hot day

Extended phone batteries

Dogs that are really really excited to see you.

Knowing this exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'd do in a natural disaster or some kind of emergency situation.

What it'd be like to fly.

You. (Potentially)
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in, dicking around on the internet, or working on some kind of creative project.

Occasionally I'll get in a weird mood and go do something outside like hiking or go to a show since I can get into Foundation for free, but most of the time I like to invite people over and shoot the shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You want to hear the story of the time I almost got blown up and crushed at the same time.

You want to touch my beard.

You want to make fun of my beard and tell me how to make it better.

You want to rant about how everyone has beards now and you like clean shaven dudes. I'll nod and make active listening noises, I got you covered.

You'd like your hair pulled a little. Or a lot.
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