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My self-summary
I wake up every morning and I get up from my bed, walk to my espresso machine, and tell it to shoot out 2 shots of espresso

Sometimes it complies... other times it screams at me and lets me know there are no beans left in it to crush, and that I need to give some to it. Ok, fine.

After that, I pour one and a half cups of 2% milk into an aluminum mug and set it to heat to a frothy 140 degrees fahrenheit... which I then mix into the coffee in my cup.

Now I am almost ready to drink my cup of coffee, and sometimes I drink some of it right away... but not long until I remember it still needs something else.

Cinnamon. I MUST have my cinnamon on top.

I take out my cinnamon shaker and sprinkle it on top.
Three whole times.

And NOW I am ready to walk outside around my backyard, and enjoy the morning, coffee cup in hand.

And boy, is it a pretty sight! The sky is sunny, the birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, dozens of bees are flying around my face trying to say "hello" in their monotone buzzing voice.... Can you imagine that? Also, I've got a coffee cup in hand, and I'm soaking it all in... this day feels AWESOME.

Online dating is kinda interesting, isn't it?

We talk on here, we do our best to see if we like each other.

But then we want to know more, so we take things to the phone.

I like talking on the phone first before meeting a girl.

You can tell a lot by the sound of the other person's voice...
and whether you can have a simple conversation or if it will be a big awkward silence.

This is HUGE.

Next comes the first date. Actually, let's call them "0th dates." We just want to have a quick meet to determine if we have chemistry... and then if it works out, we can transition to a first date.

Or maybe we can just run away together on the spot. We'll leave the country, evade the shit out of taxes, and start our own bank robbing scheme in Switzerland. (By the way if you're a bad kisser, this is not going to work out ;) )

Or we can just have a cup of coffee for 15 minutes to see if we like each other. That's just fine too.

If you're still reading, you probably already want to get it on with meare at least somewhat interested in me.

Don't be shy!

If you're cute, funny, a little crazy, and don't take any of this too seriously... then let's talk and meet for cocktails in a crowded well-lit venue with lots of security guards.

Let's face it, you're probably about to delete your profile
because you're quickly getting tired of all the creepy dudes lol.

So if you're reading this, this is might be the last chance we ever have to meet.

Every day, strangers walking around notice each other... they look into each other's eyes... and sometimes they smile at one other.

But then they keep walking, and they're GONE... for the rest of their lives... without ever ever talking to each other ever again.

So why not put yourself out there?

Good luck to you :)
All the best,
What I’m doing with my life
Running a men's self-help site

Lots and lots of swimming (fly)

Swing dancing a lot lately

Practicing being present in the moment
I’m really good at
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
The two of us