30Miami Beach, United States
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My self-summary
No-good scoundrel who is nothing but trouble seeks disney princess to take on a magic carpet ride over Miami for wild adventures full of music, cool pet sidekicks, and tuna melts you will make for the trip.

We'll fly around and eventually land at the beach... which we'll have all to ourselves... and proceed to eat more tuna melts, swim in the ocean, chase after frisbees, picnic on the sand, and maybe smack a few seagulls trying to sneak in and eat our food (Damn it I hate it when they do that!)

It's all innocent fun and games until the sun sets, after which we wrap our naked warm bodies around each other under the blanket, and then we. Well here's a little bit about me... I wake up every morning and I get up from my bed, walk to my espresso machine, and tell it to shoot out 2 shots of espresso.

Sometimes it complies... other times it screams at me and lets me know there are no beans left in it to crush, and that I need to give some to it. Ok, fine.

After that, I pour one and a half cups of 2% milk into an aluminum mug and set it to heat to a frothy 140 degrees fahrenheit... which I then mix into the coffee in my cup.

Now I am almost ready to drink my cup of coffee, and sometimes I drink some of it right away... but not long until I remember it still needs something else.

Cinnamon. I MUST have my cinnamon on top.

I take out my cinnamon shaker and sprinkle it on top.
Three whole times.

And NOW I am ready to walk outside around my backyard,
and enjoy the morning, coffee cup in hand.

And boy, is it a pretty sight! The sky is sunny, the birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, dozens of bees are flying around my face trying to say "hello" in their monotone buzzing voice.... Can you imagine that? Also, I've got a coffee cup in hand, and I'm soaking it all in... this day feels AWESOME.

Well in my life I'm very busy with clients and pushing
to move my business to the next level. My main goal is to get my own boat, so that I can tour the Caribbean, and finally get to shake the hand of the great Jack Sparrow.

If we have chemistry you'll be invited and we will chill on a Caribbean island beach. There will be lots of fruits and berries to pick as we pass the time. You'll wrap your mouth around my banana and I'll hover my mouth around your papaya and we'll have a jolly good old time.

As we enjoy ourselves we really take in the landscape
surrounding us. The soft sand, the waves crashing on the beach, the palm trees bending in the wind. Do you know why palm trees are so strong and flexible? It's because they grow in areas where they get pounded over and over again by the wind so they become flexible and "bendy" over time. Similarly, I'm holding you down and pounding you over and over again on the picnic mattress as you display your awesome flexibility skills. All the seagulls quickly scurry away... scared off by how loud you are.

Night sets in, so we wash off in the ocean, and proceed to spend our evening floating on a kayak under the moonlight.

If you're still reading, you probably already want to get it on with me  are at least somewhat interested in me.

So don't be shy to say hi.

If you're cute, funny, a little crazy, and don't take any of this too seriously... then let's talk and see how much we like each other.

What I’m doing with my life
Running the biz, beaching it, working out, swimming, swing dancing, eating lots of jumbo 4-egg omelettes.
I’m really good at
- Making omelettes
- Saving you from spiders
- Holding my breath for a really long time
The two of us