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My self-summary
Look, here's the deal. With me, you get: Netflix, HuluPlus, AND HBOGO. #nochill
What I’m doing with my life
Humanoids of Los Angeles
I’m really good at
making you laugh. And not the dumb kind of laughter either, though I'm good at that too. I can always make you laugh, unless you say "make me laugh," because then you're just being weird and oddly confrontational.
The first things people usually notice about me
My racial ambiguity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A bunch of cool stuff so you should obviously fall in love with me

Book: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Watchmen, Requiem For a Dream,
Movie: Punch Drunk Love, Midnight Cowboy, Brick
Show: Arrested Development, Community, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Wire, Cowboy Bebop, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Mr. Show
Music: Childish Gambino, Tokyo Police Club, Radio Head, Cat Power, Regina Spektor, Hop Along, Radiohead, Tyler the Creator and Earl Sweatshirt
Food: Things I put in my stomach
The six things I could never do without
My fully functioning lightsaber
my time machine
my monkey butler
my mensa member's card
a fully realized list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The inevitable heat death by entropy, how we're all organic pain collectors heading towards oblivion, and whether I could pass a taste test between a cherry Icee and a cherry Slurpee
On a typical Friday night I am
trying hard to be cool and succeeding really well
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The manly side of me thinks that I'm looking for an Adrian to my Rocky, but I'm actually just looking to be a Michael Scott to someone's Holly.
You should message me if
-you like guys whose parents purposefully played "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins in the car on the way to the hospital while their mothers were in labor.

-you wanna hang out with my cat. He's pretty chill. Maybe you could name him.

-you're already here. I mean, you're already here on this page, why not message me?