I don't matter, you don't matter, no lives matter, it don't matta, none uh this mattas. Your feeble and impotent God of slavery, torture, genocide, and child anal rape is a lie created millenia ago to brainwash the stupid and weak into obedient, submissive cattle. Ultimately, everything we do, regardless of what it is, is exactly the same as doing nothing at all, because we're all just airborne mini-dirt. I'm only interested in enjoying myself until I die by any means necessary**! If you hold anything sacred, we probably won't get along.
Apparently OKCupid is biased against gay dinosaurs since my straight dinosaur pornographic profile photo is appropriate for this matriarchal, endless, all-you-can-eat, dick and vaj buffet, but my GAY pornographic dinosaur profile photo was just TOOOOOO risqué.
David Cronenberg's style of directing pretty much encapsulates my entire approach to life: 'Too much is not enough.'
*milkin' the whole T-Rex thing till the trans-species fad runs it's course.
**Some restrictions apply.
I've been told that I'm "condescending, patronizing, and conceited beyond normal human capabilities." So if I've got only one superpower, it's superhuman arrogance.
TV: Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Family Guy, Law & Order, MST3K, The MAXX, Archer, Burn Notice, Robot Chicken, Danger 5, South Park, Super Jail, Eagleheart, Fringe, X-files, Dexter, Your Pretty Face Is Going to HELL, Ash vs Evil Dead, Dan Vs, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Children's Hospital, You're the Worst, Axe Cop, The Strain, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Nova, Sealab 2021, Broad City, Xtacles, The Venture Brothers, Star Trek TNG, Daredevil, Rick and Morty, Mr Pickles, One Punch Man, Dragonball Super, Stranger Things, FLCL, Frankenhole, Big Guy and Rusty, Serial Experiments: Lain, a lot of others.
Books: I recently started reading 'Dragons of Eden' and 'Gifts of the Crow'.
Music: They Might Be Giants, Weezer, Cake, MSI, Devo, DVDA, Pain, Andrew WK, Sir Mix A Lot, Natewantstobattle, Lemon Demon, Smashing Pumpkins, The Slipnuts, a bunch of others.
Comics: The Incredible HULK, stuff with Red Lanterns in it (With the exception of a couple of decent issues, the New 52 run of Red Lanterns was a steaming puddle of pig diarrhea! The only thing I hated about the Red Lanterns pre-New 52 was Mera (Being Aquaman's wife is a reason to be severely, chronically, suicidally depressed. It's NOT a reason to be ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!)), Transmet, Savage Dragon (first 50 issues) JTHM, Watchmen, The Authority (Ellis), Animal Man (Morrison), Sandman, The MAXX, One Punch Man, Pitt, Calvin & Hobbes, SiP, Saga, lots more.
Making a web comic in which Salvador Dali, Grimlock, Bob Dole, the Incredible HULK, and the Jimmy from Seinfeld are roommates united by their shared idiosyncrasy of speaking in the third person.
Which super powers would be most conducive to cheating at specific price is right games (telekinesis for plinko, x-ray vision for 3 strikes, etc.).
Designing Heroclix figures and dials that will never be created.
What kinds of horrible, vomit-inducing Cronenbergs I will genetically engineer after I get my PhD and my own lab, as well as whom I shall unleash my beautiful babies upon so they can satisfy their daddy's great and terrible fury.
"Monsters are born too tall, too strong, too heavy, and that is their tragedy."
- Ishiro Honda
"All great things must first wear terrifying and monstrous masks, in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"You saw me as a hero, a benefactor. You would have perished without my aid. And then you left me to die. I have torn your cities apart, burned your country to the ground, and then I left you crippled to endure what came next. I consider us even."
- Godzilla, King of the Monsters
"For men must never feel a cause is hopeless-- men must never feel an enemy cannot be beaten!”
- Stan Lee
"The scientist believes in proof without certainty. The bigot, in certainty without proof."
- Ashley Montagu
... because they can't testify against me in court.