DoctorWeird
33 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a trans-species Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I'm milkin' it 'til the whole trans-spieces fad runs it's course. Rawr!

David Cronenberg's style of directing pretty accurately encapsulates my entire approach to life: 'Too much is not enough.'
What I’m doing with my life
Working a lot. Looking at potential grad schools for something like molecular biology because I suck at math. I'm also a fat, fuckin' pig who is gradually getting less fat by the day.
I’m really good at
Drawing, video games, reading, pissing people off and making complete strangers cry on Facebook and Omegle cuz that's just the kinda guy I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
My calm, emotionless, indifferent expression makes me look like a furious, psychotic, cannibalistic, serial murderer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Fly, Videodrome, Freddy Got Fingered, American Splender, Team America: WP, Cannibal: the Musical, Avengers, Roadhouse, The Brood, Army of Darkness, District 9, Jurassic Park, From Hell, Iron Man, Transformers, Signs, Orgazmo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The X-Men films, Hellboy, Thor, Captain America, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The Incredible Hulk, Shaun of the Dead, Deadpool, Pacific Rim, almost all Godzilla and Kaiju movies (with the only notable exception being GINO/Sonyzilla), a bunch of others.

TV: Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Family Guy, Law & Order, MST3K, The MAXX, Archer, Burn Notice, Robot Chicken, Danger 5, South Park, Super Jail, Eagleheart, Fringe, X-files, Dexter, Your Pretty Face Is Going to HELL, Ash vs Evil Dead, Dan Vs, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Children's Hospital, You're the Worst, Axe Cop, The Strain, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Nova, Sealab 2021, Broad City, Xtacles, NTSF:SD:SUV, The Venture Brothers, Star Trek TNG, Daredevil, Rick and Morty, Mr Pickles, One Punch Man, Dragonball Super, Stranger Things, a lot of others.

Books: I recently started reading 'Dragons of Eden' and 'Gifts of the Crow'.

Music: They Might Be Giants, Weezer, Cake, MSI, Devo, Pain, Andrew WK, Sir Mix A Lot, Smashing Pumpkins, Lemon Demon, The Slipnuts, a bunch of others.

Comics: The Incredible HULK, stuff with Red Lanterns in it (With the exception of a couple of decent issues, the New 52 run of Red Lanterns was a steaming puddle of pig diarrhea. The only thing I hated about the Red Lanterns pre-New 52 was Mera (Being Aquaman's wife is a reason to be severely, chronically, suicidally depressed. It's NOT a reason to be ANGRY!)), Transmet, JTHM, Watchmen, The Authority (Ellis), Animal Man (Morrison), Sandman, The MAXX, One Punch Man, Pitt, Calvin & Hobbes, SiP, Saga, lots more.
The six things I could never do without
Vulgarity

Irreverence

Egoism

Absurdism

Science

Comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Transplanting Kim Kardashian's brain into the cloned body of Joseph Merrick.

Making a web comic in which Salvador Dali, Grimlock, Bob Dole, the Incredible HULK, and the Jimmy from Seinfeld are roommates united by their shared idiosyncrasy of speaking in the third person.

Which super powers would be most conducive to cheating at specific price is right games (telekinesis for plinko, x-ray vision for 3 strikes, etc.).

Designing Heroclix figures and dials that will never be created.

What kinds of horrible cronenbergian monsters I will genetically engineer after I get my PhD and my own lab, as well as whom I shall unleash my beautiful babies upon so they can satisfy their daddy's terrible fury.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting ready for work the next morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love dogs, cats, and babies.

... because they can't testify against me in court.
You should message me if
You want casual sex and you're NOT a hooker (If you're a whore who is NOT vomit inducingly repulsive, then don't be shy!). You want to go on a date. You're simultaneously extremely immature, extremely intelligent, and extremely responsible or you just enjoy the company of people who have all 3 of those qualities.
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