TV: Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Family Guy, Law & Order, MST3K, The MAXX, Archer, Burn Notice, Robot Chicken, Danger 5, South Park, Super Jail, Eagleheart, Fringe, X-files, Dexter, Your Pretty Face Is Going to HELL, Dan Vs, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Children's Hospital, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Nova, Sealab 2021, Xtacles, NTSF:SD:SUV, The Venture Brothers, Star Trek TNG, Daredevil, Rick and Morty, Mr Pickles, One Punch Man, Dragonball Super, a lot of others.
Books: I recently started reading 'Dragons of Eden' and 'Gifts of the Crow'.
Music: They Might Be Giants, Weezer, Cake, MSI, Devo, Pain, Andrew WK, Sir Mix A Lot, Smashing Pumpkins, Lemon Demon, The Slipnuts, a bunch of others.
Comics: The Incredible HULK, stuff with Red Lanterns in it (With the exception of a couple of decent issues, the New 52 run of Red Lanterns was a steaming puddle of pig diarrhea. The only thing I hated about the Red Lanterns pre-New 52 was Mera (Being Aquaman's wife is a reason to be severely, chronically, suicidally depressed. It's NOT a reason to be ANGRY!)), Transmet, JTHM, Watchmen, The Authority (Ellis), Animal Man (Morrison), Sandman, The MAXX, One Punch Man, Pitt, Calvin & Hobbes, SiP, Saga, lots more.
Making a web comic in which Salvador Dali, Bob Dole, the Incredible HULK, and Jimmy from Seinfeld are roommates united by their shared idiosyncrasy of speaking in the third person.
Which super powers would be most conducive to cheating at specific price is right games (telekinesis for plinko, x-ray vision for 3 strikes, etc.).
Designing Heroclix figures and dials that will never be created.
What kinds of horrible cronenbergian monsters I will genetically engineer after I get my PhD and my own lab, as well as whom I shall unleash my beautiful babies upon so they can satisfy their daddy's terrible fury.
... because they can't testify against me in court.