DomesticBBW
38 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a BBW (for those of you that don't understand that acronym, I recommend a google search.) and a geeky bookworm.

I have a fairly active social life, which includes a variety of friends (of all ages) and activities (game nights, craft events, clubbing, dinner parties, movie nights, etc). So if you ask to get together, there's a good chance I might have plans already (has nothing to do with wanting to meet you or not!). I was in a play for the Fringe Festival once, and I've been in a stage combat fight group for the MN Renaissance Festival, but am currently a shop manager there.

I love to listen to live music at a bar, especailly Irish or Folk. For some reason, I'm addicted to watching movies that star Gérard Depardieu (Bogus, Vatel, Last Holiday, etc.).

I read Least I Could Do (webcomic)... I think Rayne is awesome (and very similar to some friends of mine). I also check out Cakewrecks frequently.

I enjoy listening to old comedy shows (Steve Martin, Bill Cosby, Lily Tomlin) and watching SNL from 1975-1980. I adore the movies Haunted Honeymoon and See no evil, Hear no evil.

I dislike beer... the closest thing to beer I can drink is Framboise Belgian Raspberry Lambic Beer because all you can taste is the raspberries. I do however like hard cider, wine, cocktails and good liquor.

I only drink heavily doctored coffee... so doctored, that my coffee drinking friends tell me it doesn't actually qualify as coffee anymore. Homemade mochas with chocolate, milk/cream and ungodly amounts of sugar are right up my alley! So, if we're meeting for coffee, be prepared to watch me empty the sugar bowl! (and then be really bouncy and giggly!)

I want to meet new people, make some new friends and hopefully, start a Long-Term Relationship. I do keep an open mind while I am looking for a LTR... all I ask for is honesty.

I'm running out of things to say here... Ask me a question and I'll truthfully answer!

I am domestic, goofy, and voluptuous!
What I’m doing with my life
My days are normally spent in a cube-farm, typing away on the computer, and talking on the phone. I know, it sounds thrilling, but don't get me wrong, I love my job! It gives me a variety of work, no day is ever the same! I'm always busy, so the day flies by! I'm always happy to be at work, surrounded by wonderful people!

I work for Renaissance festivals, and have been at the MN Ren Fest for nearly 15 seasons. I have been a street character, been a part of the Human Combat Chess Match, been in the Dance Troupe (royal English - Terpsichory), and been a lady on the joust dias. I am currently a shop manager. I have also worked at the Siouxland faire in South Dakota, the Olde World Faire in Twig, MN and visited the faire in New Orleans.

I spend a lot of time just hanging out with friends. I enjoy going dancing with a group, dressing up and going out, baking, hosting parties... and of course, I look forward to CONvergence every year. I am currently the Head of CoF2E2.
I’m really good at
baking Chocolate chip banana bread (and many other treats)

turning anything into a sexual euphemism

being really goofy and giggly

devouring books

acting tipsy (especially when I'm not!)

laughing until my eyes water and I snort (in a cute way)
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile... and my vast tracks of land (bonus geek points if you get the reference)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -
Laurell K. Hamilton
Terry Pratchett
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Mystery, Cookbooks...
I'm a total bookworm for non-fiction.

Movies -
Comedies
British Comedy
Sci-Fi
Really bad/comedic horror movies (Black Sheep, Fido, Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead)
Addictive tv shows (Lost, Dexter, Castle, Monk, Dr. Who, House)
Various Anime (Ouran Host Club, Fushigi Yugi, Tenchi Muyo, Ranma 1/2, Slayers and Those who hunt elves, to name a few)

Music -
Anything I can sing along to
Irish
80's
Folk
The Blenders
Voltaire
Durty Nellies
Wild Colonial Bhoys
Reverse Cowboy

Food -
Chinese
American
Italian
Liquor
The six things I could never do without
a good book
people that love me
chinese food
a supportive bra
bad jokes
a stiff drink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the next time I'll be hanging out with my friends

What new recipe to try next

How to top my latest geeky crocheted creation (I've made hats of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Cthulu which can be viewed at www.atemptingmorsel.etsy.com )
On a typical Friday night I am
hotness personified.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have prize winning boobs, literally!

Well, here's the short version of it:
FM107.1 had a "Boob Bash" for Halloween this year (2009)... with a costume contest (all proceeds going to the Komen foundation for Breast Cancer)

My friend and I both won!
You should message me if
you're looking for a 1950's housewife, who likes to party, socialize and have fun...

or you'd like to learn how to sign (using ASL) "Bearded Lesbian Cows on Parade" or "Elephantine Dromedary Digit".

Or you approve of this article: https://medium.com/p/the-most-important-match-question-on-okcupid-cf534292e70e
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