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My self-summary
Equal parts goof and grandeur.
What I’m doing with my life
Enough I'd say.

I work at a bookstore by day.

In my spare time I'm an actor and an audio producer. I'm trying out some podcasty stuff.

Otherwise, I'm chilling. I'm a good chiller, or so I'm told.
I’m really good at
Coming extremely late to any kind of trend and being amusingly blown away by it.

Accents. Name one, I dare you.

I like to think I have an intuitive sense of history. Perhaps that means I occasionally make things up but I'm usually right.
The first things people usually notice about me
Stach (works for me, dontcha think?), boomin' voice, and the age of my soul.

I have been told - by multiple people in fact - that I am redolent of a supervillain. Though, I assure you, that is not intentional I'm rather fond of that impression, nonetheless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books: Things Fall Apart, The Alienist, Paris 1919, Notes from Underground, Small Acts of Repair, Mythologies, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Giovanni's Room, any Caryl Churchill play

Movies: Galaxy Quest, There will be Blood, To Live, Network, Citizen Kane, Duck Soup, Cradle Will Rock, Sideways, Chinatown, Robert Redford fan generally

Shows: Breaking Bad, MST3K, Chappelle's Show, Slings and Arrows, Twin Peaks, House of Cards (the original), The Wire, The Daily Show, The Looney Tunes, Law and Order (First four seasons from the early 90's, you'll love 'em)

Music: The Books, Hypnotic Brass Ensemble, Radiohead, Passion Pit, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, They Might be Giants, Tom Waits, The Mountain Goats, Ralph Stanley, David Byrne

Food: Anything good, frankly. But there ain't nuthin' like a fine burger.
Six things I could never do without
Some kind of library
A 24 hour food dispensary
a role to play
Politico (It's a disease)
The Brooklyn Bound B Train
I spend a lot of time thinking about
a number of things, to be sure, but primarily:

The two party system

How many bites it takes to finish a Katz's pastrami sandwich (I have recently concluded that it requires frequent and extensive research)
On a typical Friday night I am
This is the closest I can come to describing it...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have pinballed drunkenly.
You should message me if
If you want to reach out, may I suggest a historical query? They are always welcome and I'll make up a good story that you just might believe.
The two of us