25Viborg, Denmark
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My self-summary
*About me*

Don't message me. Seriously, don't even bother. You won't be able to keep up with me. You'll have to be gorgeous, with a great body; in-shape ( as in you work out), smart, fun, GREAT in bed and know how to rock a dress with a set of heels before I would even consider going out with you. You'll also need to have a dry sarcastic sense of humor, or we would never get along.

I'm the kind of guy that every woman wants to be with. You'll have the time of your life with me. I'm handsome and fit and fun. I'll bust on you incessantly, and I would be disappointed if you didn't bust on me right back. I'm also laugh riot. I'll rock your world, sexually and otherwise. I'm well-endowed, experienced and I have great stamina.

*First Date*

You sit at the bar awaiting my arrival. I show up, five minutes late, but you hardly notice because as you recognize me, you see that I'm handsome, impeccably dressed and well-groomed. I sit down and you catch a whiff of my very subtle (and expensive) cologne.

I'll kiss you. Not on the cheek, but full on the lips, passionately. Once you catch your breath, we'll make fascinating conversation while sexual tension builds up over drinks, and we'll start to feel as if we've known each other for ever. You can't resist your urges as you invite me back to your place for the BEST sex you have ever had.
I’m really good at
EVERYTHING!! Well i don't know. Making a fool out of my self is definitely one thing i am good at and math.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hehe, well don't know tbh, never tried meeting myself without knowing me? You could try and find out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? What is that?

Movies: Never Back Down and You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Series: how i met your mother, simpsons, according to jim, king of queens, happily married with children, scrubs, invader zim, knight rider, baywatch. Man I could keep on.

Music: hmm more or less everything, ask me out;-)

Food? All of it more or less:-D
Six things I could never do without
Erh yea? Proberly my pc, phone, cigarettes, food, water and friends/family ;-)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Psychology, and how to make alot of easy money:-D
On a typical Friday night I am
Preferring party, otherwise hanging out, working or gaming
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Don't know tbh, i rly don't keep stuff private, and if so, then it is so private no one is going to know about it:-P
You should message me if
If you are interested, or just want a good laugh;-)
The two of us