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My self-summary
Well hello there, I am " see bottom for name" and I have lived in the Boston area for most of life. My Briggs & Myers personality type is RG3FMJ meat popsicle. I tend to make very dry witty jokes about everything. People say I am light hearted but I know thats not true because at age six, I was stabbed through the heart by a ill tempered Nausicaan over a game of Pog and had my heart replaced with a cybernetic one. Nevertheless I am here and like to meet a person and see where it goes. It can be anything from a friendship, a relationship or someone to help start my underground illegal cheese smuggling ring. People need their Dolphin Cheddar.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my stand-up routines and various weak attempts on writing my book. During the day I open boxes.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, laughing at myself. The three quarter jive turkey. Almost caused a taxi driver to crash in Boston. Impressions of my Dominican dad and of Greg Gumbel. "look him up, I look like him"
The first things people usually notice about me
People do often wonder what nationality I am. Alot of people call me a teddy bear. However I often think people are thinking about me blowing up whatever we are on. I get those looks alot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Blkhrts, Interpol, Bloc party, Flying Lotus, MF Doom, Mystery Jets, Radiohead, Justice, Odd Future, Joy Division, Michael Jackson, Atoms for Peace, Kate Bush, Kavinsky, Silversun Pickups. Boards of Canada. The Strokes, Muse, The Temptations, James Brown, Earth Wind & Fire, Girl Talk, Grimes, Purity Ring, White Lies, Warpaint, The xx, Bonobo, Bombay Bicycle Club, Broken Bells, Deltron 3030, David Bowie, Jai Paul.

Literature: Snow Crash, Neuromancer, Brave New World, Years of rice and salt, Battle Royale, Pushing Ice, Altered Carbon, Engines of the Gods,.....just a lot more science fiction and Green Eggs and Ham.

Television: Red Dwarf, Doctor who, Archer, Community, The Daily show, The Peep Show, Golden girls, Veep, Arrested development, Inbetweeners, Star Trek TNG, Band of Brothers, Portlandia, The League, Black Adder, Orphan Black, Sherlock Holmes, Blake's 7.
Six things I could never do without
Patrick Stewart
The completed works of Little Richard
A pillow I have for more then 20 years. " Its down"
Abe Vigoda
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will humans have off-world colonies?, will MF Doom or Interpol have concerts in North America? Why do I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about the most random things? Where is my quarter?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends, cruising the streets looking for trouble like grown men should. But Honestly, me wandering around Cambridge until someone answers my texts. Answering any request with " Yes Dad" or " Ok Dad".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried pretty hard at the end of Brother Bear. "
You should message me if
You have an appointment or if you like to, but please have an appointment first.
" See top for name"
or you like this
The two of us