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My self-summary
January 2017: Drove from Boston to Las Vegas because the money was better.

I'm a vegas local now.

I have a FetLife too

Here's a link to my profile, I think.

Degenerate, stagehand, nerd, nihilist, interesting fellow.

My dramatic reading service for cringe Facebook/reddit posts is available for children's parties. Disgust guaranteed!

Here's why I'm here, since honesty is better than flowery bullshit:

I work disgustingly long and random hours as a freelancer in the entertainment industry, my life right now resembles the song "cat's in the cradle" and I don't even have kids. Plus, fetlife's web designer thinks that Geocities circa 1997 is the height of what a website should be so fuck that place with a rake.

Let's talk and see if we don't repulse each other, and take it from there.

Also what the shit is with rando women from the woods or 500 miles away who resemble Kim Davis in looks and belief liking me? Ew.
What I’m doing with my life
Ever attended a fancy corporate shindig? Or a concert? Or any sort of theatre performance? A shitload of people like me dressed in black made it happen.

I make a decent living, but this isn't my end goal, I have other plans. It's just right now, it's what I'm good at, and it pays the bills.

Beyond that, just ask.
I’m really good at
-my job

-being awkward and playing it off as funny

-being awake for waaaaaaaaaay too long

-I'd say 'drinking' but I'm too busy to be an alcoholic
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a bit odd. I don't try to be, but it happens, goes along with my sense of humor (dark, silly). To be more specific, think Doug Stanhope or George Carlin and you get some sense of how fucked up.

As a consequence, bit heavy on the cynicism
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (comic books count too, I suppose):
"Blood makes the grass grow green" By Johnny Rico
"The perennial philosophy" Aldous Huxley
"Lords of Chaos" Michael Moynihan

"The Boys"

"Judge Dredd"

Harry Brown (Michael Caine kills chavs in Birmingham, basically a British version of Man on Fire)
Man on Fire
Four Lions

Dexter, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Adventure Time, Superjail, Venture Brothers....

I have a mad love affair with Stoner/Doom/Sludge metal. I can dig most psychedelic music, but metal is my primary. My favorite band right now is Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats.

Lots of industrial and hardstyle too, but mostly metal.
Six things I could never do without
The internet, good beer and whiskey, money (not a lot, enough to not be worried all the time), decent friends, a bicycle, and the sun (hurr hurr)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The kind of thoughts that kept me out of the good schools as a child.

I don't really have anything I'm fixated on. Depends on the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Freelance work means that weekends are what you make them. My Friday could be your Monday if I want it to be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There isn't much I really hide about myself if asked. My life has made me brutally honest to a fault at times, including things I know from being in the Army.
You should message me if
You're into muscley-fat manchildren with no hair on their head and a terrible sense of humor groomed from a childhood lacking in healthy social interaction and rich in hours spent within the dark parts of the internet.


Oh well, guess I'm fucked.
The two of us