26 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I'm in a relationship. Message me if you wanna talk about eating disorders or ride bikes with me.

I don't like fancy things.

I want to cook for you.

I have about as much game as a 5-year-old.

I like your lazy eye, your stretchmarks, your love handles... All the things you're self conscious about are probably my favorite things about you.

Let's ride bikes.
What I’m doing with my life
Riding my bike, mostly. I commute everywhere and train every day. What am I training for? No idea.

I take care of stray cats, write, read, and exercise. I make music sometimes.

I'm the "Chef"/Kitchen Manager at Henke & Pillot. I cook gourmet bar food for drunk yuppies.
I’m really good at
-Chain smoking
-Appreciating your quirks, flaws, and imperfections
The first things people usually notice about me
-Super swole-ass biking legs
-That I act significantly less masculine than I look
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Science fiction and Sri Racha

Also, Kevin Bacon's warehouse punch-dance scene from Footloose.
The six things I could never do without
Not including the smartass answers like "oxygen".

-Something to read
-Cold weather
-Pen and paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-What I can do to be a better person and morality in general
-How terrible money is
-Syncopations and polyrhythms
-How awful people are to each other
-Social constructs and how silly they are - i.e., gender roles and money
-Gender, sexuality, and how neither are binary

More often I'm either focused on the present or cringing about something stupid I did years ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually working until midnight or so.

If I'm feeling social, I'm probably either biking around with a backpack full of beer or sitting on a porch smoking cigarettes and making stupid jokes with good people.

I try to stay away from bars on the weekends. I don't like the crowds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I struggled with disordered eating for more than half of my life.
You should message me if
-You're a badass and feel like you could show me something new
-You wanna talk about eating disorders and body image
-You can improvise musically
-You have two kayaks
-You wanna ride bikes and you're not afraid to take the lane