Dorkatronic
36 Tustin, United States
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My self-summary
"Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow; but I must say... You steam a good ham."

First off, lemme tell you about the time I accidentally dropped the beat... it broke into dance.
I've been told that I have an off-beat mind; I think of weird, perhaps funny things depending on either how serious you are or how you look at them.
Example: I just thought of that time I didn't write and illustrate a short graphic novel about koalas in marine basic training called "Eucalyptus Wow!".

For those of you playing the home edition of our game, yes that was a Kubrick/Apocalypse Now pun.

Furthermore scratch the story book idea, maybe it'll be a video game instead.
What I’m doing with my life
Deskjockey, IT ninja, professional redditor, internet spelunker.

Also apparently sending unrequited messages on okcupid.com
I’m really good at
Foot massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
Jokey demeanor, height, skinny-ish, dumb face, crooked nose
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: LOADS.
I just started really getting into vaporwave though.
Do you know what simpsonswave is?
Here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL4br6HfgfY&list=PLwXZJ72PzThfKWr3oajYaHId3GjF2XSh1

Podcasts:
The Bugle
Cracked
Biggest problem in the universe
Wait, Wait Don't tell me
Freakonomics
Lynchland
Judge John Hodgman

TV:
The Daily Show
Last Week Tonight
The Walking Dead
The Expanse
Mr. Robot
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Daria
Game of Thrones
Kids in the Hall
Battlestar Galactica
Dexter
Mad Men
The IT Crowd
Firefly
Simpsons
Family Guy
Cleveland Show
Sifl & Olly
Shin Chan
Trailer Park Boys
Arrested Development
Xavier: Renegade Angel
South Park
Breaking Bad

Movies:
The Wrestler, Shawshank Redemption, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Matrix, Dark City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Cube, Primer, Rubber, Forrest Gump, Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, The Darjeeling Limited, Ghostbusters, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labrynth, Kick-Ass, Trainspotting, Memento, Iron Man, Avengers, Spiderman, Gremlins, BTTF, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Tombstone, History of the World Part 1, LIfe of Brian, Monty Python's Holy Grail and SO much more.

Food:
I'll eat or try just about anything. I enjoy Korean, Japanese, Indian, Chinese, Mexican, Italian, but I also need a burger and/or a burrito at least once a week.
The six things I could never do without
Pants, shirt, underwear, socks, shoes, wallet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome Jodorowsky's Dune would have been.

Oh and Puppymonkeybaby.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exercising my demons. Mostly cardio, jump rope, and push ups.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have six toe nails on my right foot
You should message me if
If my profile might have made you laugh. Or cry. Whatever floats your boat.
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