JK I really only grill things... Including myself.
Because I'm ill to grill.
I'm on a search for my cliche'd metaphor to date. Will that be you?
Great, we can mastermind our bank heist and where to take the money.
Go on take the money and run. Hoo hoo hoo
Perhaps you don't want to start your crime career in felony larceny?
How about something more pedestrian, like Jay-walking.
Yes, that was a dumb joke. Do I care?
The answer may surprise you?
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Also apparently sending unrequited messages on okcupid.com
I just started really getting into vaporwave though.
Do you know what simpsonswave is?
Biggest problem in the universe
Wait, Wait Don't tell me
Judge John Hodgman
The Daily Show
Last Week Tonight
The Walking Dead
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Game of Thrones
Kids in the Hall
The IT Crowd
Sifl & Olly
Trailer Park Boys
Xavier: Renegade Angel
The Wrestler, Shawshank Redemption, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Matrix, Dark City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Cube, Primer, Rubber, Forrest Gump, Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, The Darjeeling Limited, Ghostbusters, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labrynth, Kick-Ass, Trainspotting, Memento, Iron Man, Avengers, Spiderman, Gremlins, BTTF, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Tombstone, History of the World Part 1, LIfe of Brian, Monty Python's Holy Grail and SO much more.
I'll eat or try just about anything. I enjoy Korean, Japanese, Indian, Chinese, Mexican, Italian, but I also need a burger and/or a burrito at least once a week.
I'm like a nerd hipster.
Whatever fills your spitoon