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My self-summary
I'm on a search for my cliche'd metaphor to date. Will that be you?
Great, we can mastermind our bank heist and where to take the money.
Go on take the money and run. Hoo hoo hoo
(don't get the above reference? Damn son, get some music in ya )
Perhaps you don't want to start your crime career in felony larceny?
How about something more pedestrian, like Jay-walking.
Yes, that was a dumb joke. Do I care?
The answer may surprise you?
Click here for more details on this shocking development
What I’m doing with my life
Deskjockey, IT ninja, professional redditor, internet spelunker.

Also apparently sending unrequited messages on
I’m really good at
Foot massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
Level of rational intelligence far beyond my education level. I'm always surprising people with this
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: LOADS.
I just started really getting into vaporwave though.
Do you know what simpsonswave is?

The Bugle
Biggest problem in the universe
Wait, Wait Don't tell me
Judge John Hodgman

The Daily Show
Last Week Tonight
The Walking Dead
The Expanse
Mr. Robot
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Game of Thrones
Kids in the Hall
Battlestar Galactica
Mad Men
The IT Crowd
Family Guy
Cleveland Show
Sifl & Olly
Shin Chan
Trailer Park Boys
Arrested Development
Xavier: Renegade Angel
South Park
Breaking Bad

The Wrestler, Shawshank Redemption, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Matrix, Dark City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Cube, Primer, Rubber, Forrest Gump, Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, The Darjeeling Limited, Ghostbusters, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labrynth, Kick-Ass, Trainspotting, Memento, Iron Man, Avengers, Spiderman, Gremlins, BTTF, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Tombstone, History of the World Part 1, LIfe of Brian, Monty Python's Holy Grail and SO much more.

I'll eat or try just about anything. I enjoy Korean, Japanese, Indian, Chinese, Mexican, Italian, but I also need a burger and/or a burrito at least once a week.
Six things I could never do without
You and me and the bottle makes three toniiiiiight.

Also a burrito for each of us and a high speed internet connection so we can stream our favorite tv shows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately: How much pooping is too much?
On a typical Friday night I am
Exercising my demons. Mostly cardio, jump rope, and push ups.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll fix your laptop if you'll go out with me?
You should message me if
If my profile might have made you laugh. Or cry.
Whatever fills your spitoon
The two of us