31Port Saint Lucie, United States
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My self-summary
Okay, first, I'm married. In fact I have 2 husbands (only 1 legally, but one I still married, just not in the eyes of the law) and I love the relationships I'm in and I don't really have time in my life to hang out with people, but I would love to have a "pen-pal". Someone to message back and forth with, but not necessarily meet in person. Maybe even text.
I know that's weird, but between partners and work I don't have time for anything else in my life. But I love to get to know people and just chat with random people.

I'm a little crazy, but crazy is good right?

I'm nerdy and proud of it!
I have tattoos from books, i randomly quote things, a lot.
"I have a song about that"
I don't watch Television much, but there are many shows I've mainlined on Netflix.

My friends are my life, I'd do anything for them.

Oh, sheeesh, just ask me anything okay? I'm not shy, and I love to talk about myself.

Something that's been bugging me though, and I have to explain it. I'm not out to be weird, or different, or unique or anything. I'm me. I do what I like. If it turns out EVERYONE is doing it, fine, I have company. If not, well then they miss out. So don't act like I'm being special or different. I'm just being me. I'm a person, I have my likes and dislikes. I dye my hair purple, listen to country music and read Harry Potter. I'm not anything, just myself.

I am dorky, bouncy, and open
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working full time in a salon, I love it!

I'm trying to balance work, home and a social life. It's difficult, but I'm getting there!
I’m really good at
Laughing, making other people feel good, doing hair, talking...a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
The way I present myself, I think. I have a tendency to get remembered very easily. I'd never be a good CIA agent.

Or maybe I like to think that, and the truth is all the piercings, the tattoos, the crazy colored hair and large breasts

But really, I think I just leave an impression with people. I don't know what they notice first, it's just, me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Biting The Sun, Harry Potter, Rose Madder.
Movies: Evita, The Crow, musicials in general, Disney cartoon movies, I have a very picky taste in comedy.
Music: I'm mostly into Nerdcore rap at present, and nerdy music in general. ..But country, classic rock, metal, rock, punk and ska also have their own respective places in my heart.
Food: Palm hearts are one of the things. I'm really into indian food lately. I love anything spicy. I hate garlic and cinnamon. Sushi makes my world go 'round.
Six things I could never do without
Knitting needless and yarn.
My mobile phone.
Doing hair
My partners
Fresh fruits and vegetables
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My brain runs extremely fast and i have a tendency to jump from one subject to the next without warning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully something good, fridays are my one free night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no sense of tact and don't understand subtlety.

I'm polyamorous. If you don't know what that means, look it up. If you are uncomfortable with with, don't message me.

Oh, and if you message me and only comment on the physical/my photos, I will assume you have not read my profile and will not respond.
You should message me if
*Your first thought, and only reason to message me was not, Hey I want to fuck her.
*You want to buy me diamonds.
*You can quote The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The Book, BBC television mini seried and/or radio show.
*You've read Biting The Sun.
*You'd make a good conversation partner.
The two of us