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My self-summary
It makes me think of myself as incredibly vain to try and summarize myself in this little box, so I'll just refrain from doing that. Here's the deal, I make it a game to get drunk and answer questions on here. That way, it's super fun for me and you get some pretty truthful responses.
I’m really good at
awful puns?
The first things people usually notice about me
More often than not it's usually "Sweet Jesus, why is he on fire?!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is a big list, so I'll have to get back to it when I have more time.
The six things I could never do without
All of them are Bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I can't sleep at night it's usually about my plans for what would happen in case there was a vicious outbreak of zombies. I live in a new city now, so I have to revise the whole damn thing. And also, why am I attracted SO much to girls with tattoos since I have zero?
On a typical Friday night I am
Human? I'm trying to not get overwhelmed with the available options to me at the moment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to be on a roller skate dance crew.
You should message me if
my sense of humor doesn't annoy the hell out of you. I assure you, I am a mature adult. Until you say "titmouse", and then I'll giggle. And I have no idea what conversation we could possibly have that would make you use the word "titmouse", but this is just a fair warning.