Dr00d00d
36 Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
Howdy. I'm Kevin. I feel like this would be easier to fill out if I were to complete all the other sections, and then just copy the first sentence of each into a paragraph. And then... BOOM... self-summary. That's how these things work, right? It all just sort of comes together or something.
What I’m doing with my life
With my life? Wow. That's pretty deep. I guess I'm living "the dream". Well, someone's dream, I'm sure. Don't know if it's my dream. I work in IT, have a cute car and a cute little house with a cute little dog and a cute little pool. My dog swims in the pool, then runs into the house all wet... stinkin up the place. Wait. I think I'm describing what my dog is doing with his life. Ok. To be truthful, I'm Kevin's dog, and I'm writing his profile for him. Bark n' stuff.
I’m really good at
Please review the following list of things I claim to be good at. Keep in mind that these are things I think I'm good at. Reality may differ.

Singing

song writing

racquetball

driving like a jerk

being an enabler (might not be good, but I'm good at it)

Bowling (well, relative to a 4 year old trying to bowl)

Throwing parties

throwing inanimate objects at inanimate objects

throwing inanimate objects at various life forms

throwing life forms at inanimate objects

throwing life forms at other life forms

eating pie

Throwing Pie

Building home theaters in my house because I can

not tieing my shoelaces when they come undone (although it seems to deeply bother OTHER people when it happens... to me... makes no sense really. Do they think I'm going to trip and fall on them? what do they care?!?!)

fixing peoples computers

trying to fix peoples computers, and then when I can't, make them panic that it's far worse than anything they could have possibly imagined

Poking people in their eyes

Listening to people (no, really)

being average at just about everything I do

Being fantastic at being sub par

Trying to garden (never said I'm good at gardening... just trying to do it)

Whittling wood down to little things that really just look like splintered wood.

drinking water

Stereoscopic photography

writing about what I'm really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My adorable face and fluffy fur and big happy smile! Did you forget that I'm a dog writing this profile? You forgot, didn't you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmmm, let me think here. I'm a big fan of terry Pratchett (RIP). Love the discworld series. I usually don't get into reading too many books, cause I get bored easily. I've shifted to audio books... so someone else can do all the work for me.

Time to discuss movies. I think Memento is one of my favs. I'll watch just about anything with Will Ferrel in it. If it's funny, It's on! Netflix is pretty awesome if you love watching really terrible movies whenever you want to. As far as shows I enjoy, there's GoT, Family guy, american dad, Futurama, Arrow/flash/DC Legends/Supergirl/all the other comic book based TV shows. Star Trek (not a huge fan of ToS). Dark Matter is pretty neat. Need to get caught up on that.

Let's talk about Music! I love just about any music other than country and rap. My biggest influence in my own music would be, I'd have to say, Tool. I'll listen to anything from NIN to Billy Joel to Journey. I find that I'm very critical of bands if I don't appreciate their ability to sing well. While it doesn't exactly fall into "music", I do listen to NPR. I think it might be my only window into this silly world we live in.

I have to tell you what food I like? Is this really happening? Is this of any real importance? Whatever you say, okcupid. I like most kinds of food. You decide what you want to eat, and I'm all for it.

So what’s up with this? Why can I only enter my favorite books, movies, music, and food? I mean, who is okcupid to decide what I can say here? I can tell you whatever I want about what my favorite things are! How about my favorite animals? It happens to be the uromastyx. Those guys are so damn cute with their little spiky tails and their turtle heads and their little fat bodies! Go look it up. No, really. Go ahead. I'll wait.

And being a bit of a gamer, I'm gonna talk about games! Been playing Warframe recently. WHen I'm not playing around with my HTC Vive... living my life in VR. Petting my VR dog. Shooting my VR guns. Drinking my VR coffee.
The six things I could never do without
Six things, huh? Why six? What if I wanted to put more than six? Do I get rewards or anything if I go above and beyond just the 6? You know... Like extra credit. I'm gonna put seven... just to break the rules. HA!

My vocal chords, cause I sure do love to sing, but I'm sure that others would love it if I no longer had them.

my eyes, cause eyes are nice for looking at things n' stuff.

My fingers, cause they help me type, point, scratch, and poke people in the eyes.

My computer n' stuff cause I'm a geek, so sue me.

My absolutely beautiful little boat at lake pleasant.

My pupperz Havok... because just look at that face!

Lots and lots of guitars... More guitars than I need... but I still feel like I could not live without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaning of life n' junk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recently, I've been hosting a lot of events through meetup. Being that most are on Saturday night, I will spend friday cleaning up and getting prep'd. I try to deck out my house for entertaining. Gotst me a pool table, ping pong, air hockey, 100' screen for gaming, and lots of other fun things to do. Also occasionally host Laser Tag events with a large set of equipment that I have. Fun to go to the park with a buncha people and shoot each other in the faces with lasers. When it's not a million degrees out, that is. Other than that, if I'm on call for work (which is way more often than I'd like), I'm pretty much stuck at home twiddling my thumbs and wrestling with my pupper.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied about my dog writing my profile. I know. No one wants to date a liar :(
You should message me if
Hmm. You should message me if you're a fun, intelligent, optimistic girl that actually read through all of that crap up there and enjoyed reading it... Cause that's me. Musician's are a plus.

I also want to try to get into better shape. I'm pretty much always up for going out for hikes, gym, whatever (as long as it's not too hot out). I also adore racquetball... so if you wanna play I'm all for it!
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