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My self-summary
To Whom it may concern,

I am a Texifornian who lives by myself, pays my own rent, makes my bed in the morning and has laundry / a fridge that makes ice in my apartment.

I moved to NYC form SoCal, but grew up in Texas. People have told me that I am not the typical New York guy. I am still not sure what that means. Could be good or bad I guess.

So I thought I would throw out some keywords that would best describe me and some things I like to do. If you are a woman who recognizes yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you do not keep reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway.

Travel, laid back, surprises, music, gym, home cooked feasts, passionate, intimate, witty banter, running partner, dancing, sports, books, open mind, photography, road trip, spontaneity, sharing, simplicity, respectful, flip flops, down to earth, ambitious, xenophile, charming introvert.

In addition to the above keywords, I am passionate about travel outside the country, the ocean, surfing, skiing out west, scuba diving, and outdoor adventure in general. Staying active is the way I trend, but I do love a lazy Sunday on bed island every now and then. Potential castaways please apply within.

“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
Dr. Seuss
What I’m doing with my life
After graduating from culinary and business school I explored a few career paths. I have worked hard to build an exciting career that allows me to travel the globe and meet some of the world's most interesting people.

In my personal life, I love to seek out new and interesting experiences. It would be great to have a co-pilot to share in the adventure, but let's start by crushing date night first...
I’m really good at
Planning last minute adventures, winning pillow fights, making the best of the worst, choosing the next bar, apre ski, surprises, pranks, interacting with strangers at parties, leaving notes, ping pong, late night dance-offs, being your date at a wedding and a few other things...
The first things people usually notice about me
My crooked teeth, bad breath, runny nose, wrinkled shirt, hairy back, thick glasses, hunch back, fat ass, missing arm, and my lazy eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I read mostly coloring books and choose your own adventure novels.

Movies - Indie films, documentaries, comedies, and a rom-co every now and then. Some films include Wet Hot American Summer, Caddy Shack, Jaws, Goonies, National Lampoons Vacation, and anything done by Wes Anderson.

TV - Murder She Wrote, Golden Girls, The Bachelor, Blossom, The Walking Dead, the original 90210, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, Alf, Snorks, Silver Spoon, Charles in Charge, and Louie. I don't watch a ton of tv so my DVR is usually leaking onto the floor.

Music - Van Morrison, Talking Heads, Rolling Stones, Sam Cooke, Broken Social Scene, M85, Modes Mouse, Head and the Heart, Pixies, Bob M. , Kid Kuddi, Jay-Z, Notorious BIG, Roxy Music,Tennis, Florence and the Machine, Guy Clark, Black Keys, Bob Dylan, Beck, J Roddy Waltson and the Business, Edward Sharpe, Gil Scott, Mike Snow.....

Food - I am an adventurous eater and tend to take chances on strange food in foreign countries and bad neighborhoods.
The six things I could never do without
- An open mind
- Shark Week
- A sense of humor /empathy
- SPF 15
- Bill Murray
- The Sea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Why nobody shares soup
-Who let the dogs out
-What if I hired two private investigators to follow each other
-When will the world get male birth control pills and how many men will lie about taking them
-What if the hokey poke is what it’s all about
-How to make more desserts on the BBQ
On a typical Friday night I am
Having cocktails with friends, seeing a show, eating delicious food, juggling fire, taking a class, or at home researching my next adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once the hottest baby model in Houston. I was forced to retire when I got a tooth.

Online dating is exhausting
You should message me if
You don't keep up with the Kardashians and you want to get off of Ok Cupid.

You are someone that is playful, easy going, adventurous, beautiful, kind, compassionate, intelligent, witty, and wonderful.

You don't take yourself too seriously. I would love it if you had a sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in your eye, funny dance moves, and a killer smile.

Or, you want to give me something valuable like a free plane ticket to Japan or a cabin in the forest that is cool too.