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My self-summary
My name is Jess.
I am quite a happy chappy really.
I am the one at parties making out with the snack table, and chatting to dogs and cats.
I shan't pretend I am a goddess of wonder, because honestly I am absolutely a queen of disaster. I am that clumsy person that when walking to greet someone, my knees will give way and I will crash to the floor, hopes and ambitions shattered on the floor as the rest of the room mocks me for my misfortune.
I am studying Government and Politics, English Literature and English Language at A Level but I have offers for Edinburgh, Bath, Westminster and Kingston University next year.
There is one passion that I have forgotten and that my dear friend, is Bilbo Baggins. Ever since a little girl, I have adored Bilbo Baggins and his bravery. In fact I admire Tolkien's work greatly, I believe his writings have inspired me for the better and I think there is nothing lovelier that that!

P.S.You are all so wonderful so bless you for taking your time to read this probably disappointing self-summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Crying into cats and studying at college, at Uni next year, either Bath, Edinburgh or Westminster
I’m really good at
Singing operatically.
Waltzing with stray dogs.
Making Tea.
The first things people usually notice about me
My off-putting resemblance to Deidre Barlow.
My handwriting, it looks like a diary entry from 1911.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tolkien, Waugh, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Six things I could never do without
My mum
{Insert a hilarious and overused joke on the necessity of oxygen}.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to kill rude people and make it look like a tragic accident.
I watch detective shows, so I am ready.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, watching TV, working,

You can tell I live life on the wild side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really think that girls are the most precious things.
I am a feminist, all I want to do it try and make it equal, not burn my bra or insult every man going, that is not the deal.
You should message me if
You like the look or sound of me.
If you want a natter.
If you want to argue with me about grammatical matters.
If you would like to talk about Sherlock Holmes or John Watson.
The two of us