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My self-summary
I am Satan incarnate! Eh, maybe that is a bit over dramatic. I'm different. I have a dashing personality and an overwhelming sense of just how awesome I am. Clever, sarcasm, intelligence with a dash of luke warm sugar water and a pinch of habanero pepper, these are some of the things I'm made from. FYI yes my picture is supposed to look Douchey! That was the point!

Or you can use this one instead!

"Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you! Attract customers to your business, Make a splash at your next presentation, Keep grandma company, Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug."
What I’m doing with my life
Well I've been in the military for a couple years now and I'm currently in college for Climatology/Geography because I LOVE weather and all that jazz but I don't want to be a meteorologist, I want to deal with climates on a high scale! I thought about minor in Astrology because space is one of my favorite things to study. There is nothing like drinking some alcohol with friends and just talkin about the stars and everything above. Oh yeah and I work full time, like a cool guy does.
I’m really good at
Staring straight at the sun and not going blind. Fighting off Demons, Vampires, Zombies and other creatures. REALLY good at drunk texting. In my younger years I fancied singing for local bands, so I'm pretty good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really not a doctor. I in no way resemble The Elephant Man or The Toxic Avenger. I have a pretty good smile and I talk fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Coheed and Cambria, Manchester Orchestra, Right Away, Great Captain! Boys like Girls, Boys Night Out, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, The Postal Service, Senses Fail, Everclear...and many more.

Books: The Dark Tower, Game of Thrones, House of Leaves, The Talisman and The Black House. Just to name a few.

Movies: A lot

Shows: Firefly, Supernatural, Justified, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad. I'm not really big on TV so I mainly stick to those shows!
Six things I could never do without
1. My group of close knit friends
2. Bats, because I hate Mosquitoes so damn much
3. My cats.
4. My eyesight although I'm pretty sure I'd make a good Daredevil. Like 97.2% sure I would
5. Books and or Knowledge
6. Mexican food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it so damn hot, when I have to work next because I always forget. What is eating Gilbert Grape.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe my house to be haunted and sometimes I sleep under the blankets so ghosts can't get me.
You should message me if
You want to have an hour long conversation on why Firefly shouldn't have been cancelled.

You will bring me a couple Cool Ranch Tacos. Seriously, I'm always hungry.

I'll pretty much talk to anyone. Just say something off the wall!
The two of us