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Books: The Dark Tower, Game of Thrones, House of Leaves, The Talisman and The Black House. Just to name a few.
Movies: A lot
Shows: Firefly, Supernatural, Justified, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad. I'm not really big on TV so I mainly stick to those shows!
2. Bats, because I hate Mosquitoes so damn much
3. My cats.
4. My eyesight although I'm pretty sure I'd make a good Daredevil. Like 97.2% sure I would
5. Books and or Knowledge
6. Mexican food.
You will bring me a couple Cool Ranch Tacos. Seriously, I'm always hungry.
I'll pretty much talk to anyone. Just say something off the wall!