30 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Okay so I made a profile before but nobody dated me?? It's weird I think there might be a bug on the website
What I’m doing with my life
Hah hah hah NEXT
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
is how I hacked the website to put pictures of me and my friends in the background! Here is what's happening at Dating Site Headquarters right now: OH NO T-REX IS AN ULTRA HACKER !!! BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT IN HACKING INTO THE KERNEL HE ALSO HACKED INTO... MY HEART <3 <3 <3

I didn't type that! The words just appeared! So you need to move fast to date me now I think!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dinosaur Comics
The six things I could never do without
...is a sentence fragment; I found another bug
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
hey utahraptor what do you do on a typical friday night? i need it to be awesome/sexy


utahraptor UTAH UTAH utahRAP .... tor

whoah wrong window! Okay how do you delete
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
listen ok i'm stuck in King's Quest IV when you dig up the graves and the game keeps crashing and I think I got bad floppy diskettes. Message me if you have good KQIV floppy diskettes, I need the AGI version, maybe we can date??
You should message me if
What what what?? There's a checkbox for if you're looking for casual sex!! Oh man! Should I check it? Message me if you think I should check it!!

What if I checked it??

I wonder if it's ever been used