High intelligeIigence and well fit!
Although I hold myself in high esteem, I never put anyone else down.
The Great Directors,
Shows? Breaking Bad, 60 minutes, Tim and Eric,
Music? I'm a musician, and play most intruments
Food? I am an amazing Chef, and if given a challenge could out cook anyone (except pork and shellfish. I don't eat garbage, and that stuff is to me. and no, I'm not a jew or muslim)
But seriously girls, why the heck do so many girls have photos of themselves with fake moustaches on here?
I hope my profile made you laugh
Here are some comments I expressed to myself as I was looking at girls' profiles:
"Jesus what is that on your head? Dreadlocks? Cut that shit off."
"Another fake moustache? Really?"
"Body Type left empty... RED FLAG!!!"
"Welcome to the Jungle!"
Hope you enjoyed reading this!