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My self-summary
Call me Evan.

I'm a pretty quiet guy in person with what you'd call a tad bit of social anxiety. Awkward, I believe, would be the right word to describe myself to a stranger. That doesn't mean I completely avoid people though. I have a few good friends with whom I play video games with, go to the bar with, watch awesome TV shows named Dexter with, etc. Consider me a late-bloomer. I may be closed off when you first meet me, but I open up with time.

I've never been a huge fan of interacting with large groups of people, i.e. big parties, clubs, social events, etc. I tend to stick to small groups of people, maybe myself and two or three friends just hanging out, playing a board game, or going to the bar and having a few drinks while we chat and play cards. I'm 420-friendly, but don't smoke much, if at all.

I'm not a big risk-taker, as most of the spontaneous decisions I've made in life always ended badly. Of course, I still can be adventurous every now and then, given the right company and motivation (read: ALCOHOL).

If you haven't noticed by now, I do enjoy partaking in a good alcoholic beverage or three every now and again. It helps me loosen up and really helps me start conversations when I would otherwise be too shy/nervous to speak up. Don't judge me :P
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working full-time on minimum wage just to get by. Rent and student loans cost an arm and a leg, and without a car, my options are rather limited until I can save for one. (I realize no car is a major deal-breaker for many people and for that I apologize T_T)

College may still be in my future, but with money as tight as it is and the unfortunate necessity of a carpool buddy making it hard to schedule classes, it's uncertain whether or not I'll be returning to SVSU. People tell me I'm still young with my whole future ahead of me, but at almost 25 with only a year of college under my belt I feel pretty unaccomplished.

To be entirely honest, it's sometimes soul-crushing to see other people my age, who are graduating/have graduated college, are starting careers, going to grad school, etc. while I drag my ass on the proverbial carpet working a minimum wage job with bills to pay and little room to save money up for a car.

Long-term goals have never been a big thing of mine since I live every day as it comes, but I know one day I hope to have a career that I can be proud of. I've been thinking of going into psychology. The human psyche is fascinating.
I’m really good at
- Being a total nerd/geek
- Subsequently geeking out at geeky things
- Reciting stupid Family Guy quotes
- Playing video games, they occupy most of my free time
- Sleeping, it should be a sport <3
- Cuddling (duh.)
- Annoying my friends on purpose with sarcastic humor
- Making pizzas (is my job!)
- Talking to myself (easiest way for me think)
- Hating on Call of Duty, although I'm not sure why anymore
- Being a, as my roomie calls me, "Socially Awkward Penguin"
- Math (arithmetic, no need for anything more complicated ._.)
- Listening when it really matters (Remember, I want to major in psychology possibly)
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome glasses and how shy I can be
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hokay, so it's been a while since I actually READ a book. Slightly embarrassed by that fact. But I will always remain a Harry Potter fan.

Movies: If it's about a superhero I probably like it. Other than that, no big favorites. I don't really re-watch movies a whole bunch of times like some people.

TV Shows: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Weeds, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, Futurama, Scrubs, Gossip Girl (sshhhhhh), and Battlestar Galactica

Music: Pretty much anything but non-music "music". I.e. Screamo, death metal, gangster rap, and all that other crap. Been really into Folk lately...

Food: My favorite snack mix is Munchies, I buy that way too often. The Kauffee Haus restaurant on my way to work serves the Frankenmac: a pretzel-bread sandwich that is delicious and served with fried macaroni triangles which are equally delicious. I don't eat as much as I used to though, so it's mostly Munchies, occasional bowls of cereal and a good 'ol Frankenmac most days.
Six things I could never do without
1. My Macbook Pro (with Bootcamp of course, I could never go without Windows)
2. Internet (everything I do on previously mentioned laptop involves an internet connection)
3. My phone (Mobile games for handheld fun, plus it's a phone)
4. Music (because silence is depressing)
5. Friends (because even as closed off as I am, everyone needs a shoulder to lean on sometimes)
6. Family (see above)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My thoughts at the time...I often lie awake for hours at night simply recounting the dozens of thoughts running through my mind over and over and over and over...

My future and how bleak I often worry it might be.

The countless problems I have in my life, past, present, and future.

Whatever video games I'm wanting to play.

How much I want to sleep/take a nap, regardless of time of day.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, watching something on Netflix, playing a video game, and on rare nights, at the bar with my buddy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm probably a much more interesting person than I give myself credit for, but my shyness and low self-esteem make it difficult for me to show my true self sometimes.
You should message me if
You think I'm interesting and wanna chat/be friends/be more than friends/whatever

Basically, if you wanna talk to me for any reason, feel free to message me! I'd love to hear from some interesting people...and boring people too!
The two of us