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My self-summary
Bearded, chubby, and shrinking.
I work from home, on the internet, the place where we are right now.
I have a fat adorable cat. Also, she's very fat.
What I’m doing with my life
I own a business streaming on Twitch.tv and making videos on YouTube. If I told my 12 year old self this was my future he would fucking FLIP OUT.
I’m really good at
Dancing like a white person. Karaoke. Forgetting stupid shit and really important shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Need to read more, but some favorite authors are Cormac McCarthy, Orwell, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Dave Berry, Ray Bradbury, HP Lovecraft. Also recently I've really been getting back into comic books. Some favorites are Saga, Watchmen, The Sandman, Transmetropolitan, Punk Rock Jesus, and The Boys.

I'm a huge movie geek, and can get a little snobby about it. The genres I gravitate towards are mostly indie, horror, drama, dark comedy, and science fiction. The best new film I've watched recently is Spring. Linklater meets Cronenberg. It's awesome.

Music: Mostly indie rock, Punk, pop, hip-hop. I'm open to almost any genre.

Food: Meat and fat and whiskey mostly, I'm doing the keto thing.
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick, friends, sex, movies, video games, questions that let me list more than 6 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Several things at once. Good 'ol ADHD.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do a weekly stream on Fridays called Fucked Up Friday. Needless to say it involves alcohol and Fridays. If those plans fall through or something more exciting pops up I will be doing that other thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can breathe underwater. Kind of like Kevin Costner in Waterworld. Actually it's EXACTLY like that. I've got gills and everything. It's pretty gross. Please don't judge me.
You should message me if
You quote The Venture Brothers constantly.
You enjoy horror films.
You play video games (or don't mind people who do. Because, it's like, my job and stuff)
You have a sick or dirty sense of humor.
You made it this far down the page and would like to know more.