I have my own transportation and also two forms of backup transportation in case the primary transportation becomes inoperable. You can check "has a car" off the list.
I like to paint goofy paintings.
I can cook and love to cook for others.
I don't drink but I don't mind if you do.
I'm an omnivore but I'm not a jerk about it. If you don't eat meat, I'm not going to order a steak and chastise you for not eating meat. I'll probably just eat what you are having.
Everything in this section below this line, I made up just to be weird. Everything except for the Yipiyuk line. That is important.
I do not have common sense.
My sense is far more superior.
In 1978, just before my fifth birthday, I invented salads. The world has never been the same since. Four years later, I invented the crouton.
Do you know what a Yipiyuk is? It's not required that you know but knowing does increase your chances of winning, no purchase necessary, relatives not eligible. :)
You think boxers should learn to be friendlier to their co-workers.
You can't resist a clear dry erase board.
You think googly eyes should be mandatory.
Regardless of how you feel about spiders, still leave them alone because mosquitos are worse.
You appreciate the fact that I didn't say "irregardless" in that last sentence.