31 Atlanta, United States
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My self-summary
I am the following: A man from Brooklyn (or Miami, depending on who's asking), a graduate of Florida State University, a former banker and current bartender, an avid lover of corny jokes, jokes made "too soon", awkward pauses after jokes made "too soon", late nights, early mornings, and everything in between...
What I’m doing with my life
I currently provide an invaluable service to my community; I provide nourishment for families, psychological counseling for those that seek it, and I even sometimes find myself hosting lavish parties for local millionaires... Really, I'm 'just' a bartender. After years behind a desk, selling widgets and meeting quotas, I couldn't be happier.

I also volunteer with Big Brothers, Big Sisters of Atlanta, and it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done. And also the most entertaining; having an excuse to look forward to awful kid's movies and a seven-year old's eyes to see the zoo, the aquarium, Turner field, and Legoland through is awesome! Sounds selfish, but there's no such thing as a selfless good deed, right?
I’m really good at
Pointing out the obvious in a not-so-obvious way, making jokes that are far out of line, staying up later than I should, quoting everything from Chappelle to the Simpson's, fantasy football, flag football, virtual football, football with seven-year-olds, creating (drinks, dishes, fun ideas for a Saturday, short stories, etc.), diffusing awkwardness, being a big brother, remembering details, ordering a bottle of wine, picking out presents, and other small gestures of kindness...
Amongst other things...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are better left to conversation, but I'll say my tastes are eclectic in the very least...
You should message me if
You think I sound fun or witty or attractive or interesting or even if you just want or need an extra for a pickup game... Or trivia... I'm good at trivia.