30 Daytona Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I am nine shades of copacetic and one shade of chaotic that adds up to about ten shades of awesome.

I want to live fast with reckless abandon as if my life is ending tomorrow and when I die I will do it beautifully as if Vogue was attending and posting an editorial on the funeral.

Updated: 5/25

"...and she a punk who rarely ever took advice."

I have sort of realized that living with reckless abandon is not only sort of dumb but also costly. However, this does not mean I don't try to take a walk on the wild side occasionally. Also, Vogue would definitely not attend my funeral, I can't afford a couture coffin.

I am just a geek looking for her nerd. I want my counterpart.

Is everything sex with you flippin' people? Jeezey Petes.
What I’m doing with my life
My life is one big stream of consciousness novel.
I’m really good at
Letting people know when they are being complete douche-rockets. Also, discussing or debating music/movies/religion/politics I enjoy cooking and from what I hear I am also fairly good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Like the women of old I am fuller figured and gorgeous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
John Dies at the End, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy, 1984, On The Road, The Rum Diary, A Brave New World, Ender's Game, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Choke, The Bell Jar.

I have such a broad taste in movies and I have several favorites but if I had to name a movie or two that I could watch over and over it would have to be The Empire Strikes Back and The Big Lebowski. (Don't you freaking judge me!)

The Smashing Pumpkins, Placebo, Portishead, Silversun Pickups, The Mars Volta, Muse, Sonic Youth, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Supertramp, Santogold, Matisyahu, STP, NIN, APC, SOAD, Spoon, Foo Fighters, The Glitch Mob, Sublime, Ellie Goulding, Gotye, MC Chris, Richard Cheese, Tori Amos, Emilie Autumn, Rasputina, Mark Mothersbaugh, Tenacious D, Flight of the Concords, The Lonely Island, Timbaland, Lindsey Stirling, 30 Seconds To Mars, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Police. I pretty much listen to everything if it has good beat/rhythm/lyrics.

Most of my favorite shows have long been canceled (Like Firefly and other fabu shows) but currently I am into Archer, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Game of Thrones, The Venture Bros., Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Mad Men and True Blood (that last one is kind of embarrassing.)

I like all kinds of food. I will try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Music, Movies, Human contact, technology, crazy random happenstance, and socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Reincarnation vs. Cellular Memory, cosmic craps shoots, karmic retribution, my current ongoing existential crisis.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home writing/watching movies/Ghost Adventurers/ playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a huge sapiosexual.
one more for good measure, I play WoW -_-
You should message me if
You have some sort of neat anecdote or paragraph of alliteration. Also, if you find me remotely interesting.


You're Holden.

DON'T message me if you have a photo of you and some other chick, if you like to party all the time, you are an alcoholic, or you are a crazy jealous psychopath that needs me to hang on their every word.