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My self-summary
I am not two talking dogs stacked on top of each other.

Some guy studying cinema and writing. I play video games a lot, and draw, and in my off time I like to do comedy stuff. Stand-up, mostly.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school. Going to work. Going for walks. Writing. Doing the aforementioned comedy stuff every once and a while. Spending time with the friends I've made at college and local dog parks.

A video game or a book or TV or something. Staring at facebook waiting for somebody to message me.
I’m really good at
Freestyle raps that keep accidentally revealing how gay I am. Looking a little like two dogs in a trenchcoat but not enough that people ask. Overanswering OKcupid profile questions because it's Sunday and I am avoiding work. Walking. Thinking of something clever 2 years after I should’ve said it. Pretending to be more pop-culturally well-versed than I actually am. I’ve been told I’m a good listener/confidant. Hiding my neuroses for about a year and then having them slowly trickle out while I internally stress over whether or not I'm being annoying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My actual appreciation/consumption of a lot of culture is still more amateurish than I’d like it to be, but I chip away at it. All of these examples notwithstanding, I’m interested in trying everything.

Whatever, here’s some shit:

BOOKS: I read a lot of guides and manuals but also comics, especially for writing and occasionally psychology or self-help. Ulysses, Chew, Man’s Search for Meaning, it’s an odd mix that probably makes me look like a total jackass.

MOVIES: Adaptation, Mad Max, Guardians of the Galaxy, really most Wes Anderson, Miyazaki and Charlie Kaufman. Pixar (besides, you know, Cars). The washing machine. Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Blackfish, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, The Cabin in the Woods.

SHOWS: My rapid recall and knowledge of old cartoons has weirded people out. I wanna start watching COSMOS. 30 Rock. Bojack Horseman. It’s Always Sunny, BrBa, Girls, GoT. MST3K.

GAMES: Fetch, Frisbee, Metal Gear Solid, Psychonauts, Pikmin 1-2, Mother 3, Monster Hunter 4U, Smash Bros., Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Advance Wars, Dwarf Fortress, Hearthstone.

MUSIC: Anamanaguchi, Bo En, Slime Girls, MF Doom, Daft Punk, assorted random music, The Strokes and NMH here and there. Where my taste isn’t lacking it’s usually kinda bizarre and off-putting.

FOOD: “Uh, I dunno, where do you wanna go?”
Six things I could never do without
1. Access to the internet.
2. Some means of writing.
3. Some weird area I could pace/walk around.
4. Tasks I should be doing or not doing so I can not do and do them, respectively.
5. A thing I can pretend I’m not going to and then end up at.
6. Snausages. I flip SHIT for snausages.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Big questions I’m probably not smart enough to make any meaningful headway on answering, trying to understand the weird decisions I or other people have made. How to improve on an idea for a joke or a story. Mailmen. Where my tail went if I had one, hypothetically.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunkenly screaming at traffic. Drunkenly screaming at a video game I am playing. But I’d just as quickly go see a movie or go to Navy Pier or the aquarium or steal a sign or do weird drugs.
You should message me if
You enjoy fire-hydrants, licking your own balls. Vacuum cleaners scare the shit out of you. I know nobody believes the 'new friends' angle but I'm serious just annoy me I'm almost definitely not doing shit.

Come on though man this website is full of shy assholes who can't even send a fucking message to each other, just, say something, I don't care. I promise I won't freak out.

Actually? In fact? You know what? Try to freak me out. Go for it. I promise I will not immediately try to fuck and/or attack you.
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