34 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Basically I'm like the Michael Jordan of dudes who collect Betty Boop memorabilia.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Saying jokes at strangers, been doing stand-up for about 4 years. People don't ALWAYS laugh, but I'm really good at saying the jokes, like pronunciation & stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure, but I am exceptionally polite and reasonably well groomed. I am well spoken and an attentive listener. I have blue eyes. I know all of the words to the Perfect Strangers theme song.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: generally more nonfiction than fiction. Hunter S. Thompson, Matt Taibbi are a couple of favorites.

Movies: Adam Curtis documentaries, other kinds of documentaries, dumb comedies, other dumb movies.


Music: The Who, The Clash, Talking Heads, Propagandhi, Refused, Harry Nilsson, The Band, The Walkmen, Clem Snide, Elvis Costello, David Bazan, Wye Oak, The Weakerthans, Radiohead, Pavement, to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, Family, Friends, Music, Jokes, Oakland A's Baseball
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"You can't change the feeling, that you can't change the feeling, about the feelings in a second or two."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You want to actually make plans, hang out & see if we like hanging out with each other.