Duks_Dont_Die
30 Calgary, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm* a normal, laid back, down to earth, put together, career driven individual who's looking for the same in others. Also someone who likes to work out and has or is interested in children right away!

*None of this stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure it out.
And playing.
And creating.
And discussing.
And fucking.
And smoking.
And working.
The short version is that I'm undergoing a period of self-renewal and improvement. I'm tired of all the crappy stuff in my life and am trying to replace it with better stuff.

In the meantime, I spout anti-propaganda and conspiracy theories. I enjoy Steamwhistle, playing the drums, and dancing. Looking for someone who likes long drives in the country, and won't mind the struggling sounds coming from the trunk.
I’m really good at
Kissing, running, writing, homemade chicken wings, and using pop culture quotations in contextually proper situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the enormous brown eyeballs I scrutinize the world with.
Or that I have mustard on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lee Child, Dean Koontz, Chuck Palahniuk, Star Wars, Lost, Supernatural, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Invader Zim, pasta, pizza, mashed potatoes, Coca Cola, orange juice, peanut butter... no particular order.
The six things I could never do without
Escapism,
imagination,
sight,
true believers,
a chance,
and a struggle.

All previous statements subject to change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls. The socio-economic state of western civilization (and the rest of the world, to a lesser extent). Our physiological destiny, and how we fit in with the rest of the Universe. Prehistoric man, and historic man. Rhythms. The differences and similarities between males and females. Explosions. The Story. Girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
...the terror that flaps in the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really don't know what I'm looking for right now. I'm figuring out what I think about different relationships, and trying to play it cool. I've had a lot of negative ones, and I'm skeptical. I'm not Prince Charming material really. But I own that pretty well. 😎😂
You should message me if
...you feel like a collision of our fates would be something you'd enjoy.

...capitalism and stupidity (one or both) make you furious.

...you've caught them all.

...your favorite Star Wars movie is The Ewok Adventure. Just kidding.

...you just want the Ninjas and Pirates to get along.

...the pursuit of truth invigorates you.

...you think I'm cute, and wanna make out.
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