Dumnem
22 Johnson City, United States
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My self-summary
I hate self summaries. All in all, I'm intelligent and I am funny. I make it my goal to make people laugh daily and I achieve that through any means necessary, awkward or otherwise.

I am very well spoken and literate. I like making puns and dad jokes even though I am not a father (except maybe towards Luke, but everyone is to some extent.)

I am a huge gamer, I love books, reading, and especially writing. I write romance short stories as a hobby of mine, and I'm working on a romance novel. I also enjoy fantasy and scifi. Michael Kramer is my favorite narrator of all time. Besides Morgan Freeman. 'Cause you know, Freeman.

I love working out. I work out 5 to 6 days a week for an hour or so a day. I walk to work, I jog home, and then I go lift some at the gym. I may not have a six pack yet, but it's only a matter of time :)

I enjoy speaking to people and getting to know them I've worked hard on coming out of my shell and it has paid off.

If you want to know more then there isn't much else for you to do but to message me. If you want an example of my humor, it will cost you a cup of coffee at a local cafe. It's totally worth, though.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at customer service jobs here in Johnson City. Work, work out, go home, sleep has been my schedule for a while now.
I’m really good at
Talking to people. I am a good listener and I give prompt, accurate, and useful advice. I am a good people person. Flirting. Writing.. stories. Other things. Feel free to ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smartass grin, intelligence, and immediate wit. I smile too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a great love for books, movies, shows, music and food of all kinds. I love long fantasy novels, especially the Wheel of Time and Sword of Truth.

If you like to read, message me.

If you like Fall Out Boy, Imagine Dragons, Damien Rice, or ERB, Symphony of Science, stop reading and message me.
The six things I could never do without
Cats, dogs, cuddles. The essentials to all life, really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Something something animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not on a date (and summarily flirting with) a pretty young woman then I'm probably working out or watching movies.

Or working :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a sucker for a pretty smile. I might find septum piercings cute. I like dyed hair. I like tattoos, but I have none at the moment. I like cats more than I'll openly admit. I have standards.

I don't mind kids. I'm not really looking to being a father or a baby daddy anytime soon, though, so please keep that in mind.

I'm not in the best of shape, but in 2 or 3 months I will be.
You should message me if
You want to? I mean you should, I'm the only me, and I am amazing.
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