DuncanVB
28London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
All I want from life is universal approval and a giant swimming pool in the shape of a dollar sign.
What I’m doing with my life
Editor at a content agency, working on Netflix. Also a slighty-but-not-especially frustrated writer on the side.
I’m really good at
I can still do the entire speakrap from 'I Want You' by Savage Garden. Your dog will probably like me. I can do a note-perfect impression of Pinocchio and the Gingerbread Man from Shrek, because both those voices are essentially the same.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm gesticulating wildly, like maybe there's a bee on me somewhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As much as possible, all the time, exhaustively. Will recommend stuff constantly if asked, it's ruining my life.

Listing authors seems pointless because I keep reading only one or two books per author before moving on but my most recent big loves have been Lesley Nneka Arimah, Banana Yoshimoto, Max Porter, Claudia Rankine and Han Kang.

I like terrible 80s slashers with cool posters and films that feel like a sad robot made them.

I work for Netflix so I am legally obliged to say that Riverdale owns. Riverdale DOES own, though. Also recently loved Legion, Catastrophe, Santa Clarita Diet and the Rick and Morty / I Love Dick premieres.

My most listened to playlists are called Ambient Noise and JAMS and that'll do for now.

Food is extremely underrated.
Six things I could never do without
Universal approval.

Five more things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That mixtape James Arthur made about whales which starts with him comparing his life to being on a slave ship.

Here Comes The Pizza.

Bears.

Where I'm going to accidentally fall asleep next.

"IT'S BEEN THAT WAY FOR A MINUTE HEDI SLIMANE!"

The Story of Mount Everest.

That time Fiona Apple did an impression of the movie Magnolia.

How to make my OK Cupid profile shorter.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really, truly love Vanderpump Rules.
You should message me if
Any of the above made you feel feelings. Any feelings, even rage or something.

Maybe not ennui.
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