27Grand Rapids, United States
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My self-summary
Loveable misfit seeks partner for adventures, hi-jinx, and misdemeanors.
What I’m doing with my life
Bar Manager at a small spot downtown GR. Currently working on getting back into performing arts but mainly focusing on reading, cooking, and self-betterment.
I’m really good at
Cooking, dancing, cheating at Risk, climbing trees, taking naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stranger in a Strange Land, The Sun also Rises, Sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs. Really anything by Murakami, Ernest Hemingway, David Sedaris, or Neil Gaiman.

Movies and shows : Snatch, In Bruges, Wes Anderson, and (though morally detestable) Woody Allen Films. Tangled (Guilty pleasure), Arrested development, Game of Thrones, and Archer. I really like spy movies and crime movies. When I was a kid I wanted to be a spy like most kids want to be firemen, and that still hold true to this day.

I like most music but end up listening to a lot of old sad bastard music and retro 80's revival. Also damnit T Swift why do I love you so?

I will eat just about anything but I really enjoy cooking a good meal.
Six things I could never do without


The outdoors


Good Food

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Concocting delicious beverages and pairing menus. Watching Netflix. Dodging student loan officers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty terrified of open water. Pools no problem, lakes, rivers, oceans I think they are all full of fish that want to eat me and drowning.
I can swim fine, it's totally irrational.
That's not true I also swim like an eight year old.
You should message me if
If you're game for adventure, can do a backflip, talk to animals, are telekinetic, know where I can find the six fingered man who killed my father, or the location of the perfect burrito.
The two of us